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Skat3rat

Need Medical Help? I'm here to help!

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Well after loosing end game gear do to hackers, I decided to start being a medic. I'll help anyone (Including Bandits) that needs it. Just leave a reply or PM.

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You got any herpes cream?

Sorry man. That stuff is hard to come by these days. Check all the stores and couldn't find any. :(

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Sorry man. That stuff is hard to come by these days. Check all the stores and couldn't find any. :(

Its hard enough to find a breezy in Chernarus let alone condoms now your telling me I have to lie to them when we meet about my medical history sheeeeeez im in trouble

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I need some kind of rectal examination.

Err not helping you with that one.

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Do you have any chapstick?

I did but some lady took them and ran off...

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Err not helping you with that one.

Looks like your getting more than you asked for, eh?

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Looks like your getting more than you asked for, eh?

Yeah. I just don't think I'm cut out for this job anymore.

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Err not helping you with that one.

Its an easy fix hot water and soap then throw in some vas to keep that bad boy from chaffing

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