Well.... f***

[FinalNinja447 129]

So I've been out of DayZ for a few days and I went back in and spawned on my latest location (Skalisty Island, in search of the dreaded chopper) Surprisingly, my PBX (Rubber Boat if your fancy) was still patiently waiting for me at the dock of the island. I go in only to be saddened by it's lack of fuel. After thoroughly inspecting every lootable spots (As well as busting a few zed heads), no jerry cans were to be found. Long story short, I'm stuck on the island.

So I ask a small service that would mean the Messiah to me, if anyone has some sort of transportation to bring me back to the coast or a can of fuel, it would make my day (And give you my Heinz).

[FinalNinja447 129]

Server is US2406 *

[terex 322]

Aaaaaaaaand the server explodes...

[flygamer1 176]

start swimming

[FinalNinja447 129]

start swimming

Hell nah, these mold pubic hairs that serves as a ghillie suit ain't gonna keep me warm and I haven't found a heatpack on the island either.

But on an interesting side note, I found a map. Oh goodies....

Edited September 22, 2012 by FinalNinja447

[HowardTheDuck 27]

Just keep looting until you spawn a jerrycan?

[FinalNinja447 129]

Just keep looting until you spawn a jerrycan?

What? I already inspected and turned the island upside down searching for a drop of fuel! Do you mean to wait until the next server restart?

[Dankine 377]

What? I already inspected and turned the island upside down searching for a drop of fuel! Do you mean to wait until the next server restart?

stuff spawns on a fairly short timer, when the loot spots are empty and you're within a certain distance. not on server restart.

Edited September 22, 2012 by Dankine

[grylsyjaeger 171]

And that's why young survivor, if you have a vehicle in your possession, always carry a jerry can with you.

[FinalNinja447 129]

And that's why young survivor, if you have a vehicle in your possession, always carry a jerry can with you.

Agreed. But my problem is that my Rubber Boat ate my Jerry can and my M107 -__- Now I sadly know.

[RogueOne 112]

Yeah, The empty fuel bug sucks. Had that happen a few times to me.

[Just a Goat 25]

What? I already inspected and turned the island upside down searching for a drop of fuel! Do you mean to wait until the next server restart?

If you can't be bothered to look up how the loot works, then you probably shouldn't heading over to an island without knowing how you're going to get back.

In fact, if you just plain don't know how you're going to get back you shouldn't be going there either.

You simply don't log off on islands or tall rooftops without transport, or without having friends that you know have transport.

[Tatatito 14]

What? I already inspected and turned the island upside down searching for a drop of fuel! Do you mean to wait until the next server restart?

Stuff spawns within 10 minutes proved A) the loot spots are clear, B) you're not within 30meters of the empty loot pile.

[dallas 5195]

The boat house spawns industrial stuff, but often the stuff spawns under the actual boat house. If you decide to dive for the stuff, watch out, getting crushed between a wave and the bouthouse is deadly.

[fully 51]

Boats have storage?

Keep cycling the loot you will get a jerrycan.

[WargameKlok 166]

Boats have storage?

Nope, just a black hole that you can lose all your gear in.

[killcamike 8]

Sucks dude! That's why I don't ever go on the island. Just swim across and hope for the best.

[FinalNinja447 129]

The boat house spawns industrial stuff, but often the stuff spawns under the actual boat house. If you decide to dive for the stuff, watch out, getting crushed between a wave and the bouthouse is deadly.

Happened. Twice.

[FinalNinja447 129]

Nope, just a black hole that you can lose all your gear in.

Those boats are carnivorous but yet not deadly. The boat ''eats'' your stuff while your not looking. Inside the boat, keep visual contact with your gear at ALL TIMES. Passangers should warn the others of when they will blink.

I should make an SCP out of this...

[Hetstaine 10852]

You can make it across swimming , even ay noght, and still have enough time to score a heatpack at Kamyshovo. Bonus item is that there are fuel tanks at Kamy plus you can get a fuel drum at the warehouse.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I don't have a boat but I'm a certified lifeguard in dayZ I can supervise you while you swim ashore insuring your safety and I'll bring chemlights for your arrival party

Edited September 23, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I'm not the best swimmer but I can run along the beach like David Hasslehoff. It'll set off the scene nicely.

[terex 322]

I don't have a boat by I'm a certified lifeguard in dayZ I can supervise you while you swim ashore insuring your safety and I'll bring chemlights for your arrival party

Hunks throwing rave parties while people swim? I'm down.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Hunks throwing rave parties while people swim? I'm down.

Me and terrex will have pacifiers, dubstep, chemlights as a man made beacon.. as you swim our symbol of hope will guide you if you get weary Fragglehoff will swim out and bring you to shore while dancing with us

[terex 322]

Me and terrex will have pacifiers, dubstep, chemlights as a man made beacon.. as you swim our symbol of hope will guide you if you get weary Fragglehoff will swim out and bring you to shore while dancing with us

These are good times indeed.