zombian 3 Posted September 22, 2012 My partner and I log on to our regular server. We're waiting for a friend to log on who is just playing dayz for the first time. He doesn't have a mic but that's no problem we tell him. We go to camp and load up our V3S with all the nessecarry gear for our new addition and start driving down to the coast. After a small search we narrow down our new friends location to the docks in Cherno so I head down onto the dock, and what do we find? A dead guy in a ghillie suit with all the shinny stuff we didn't have for our new guy, NVG'S, GPS, and a few sweet guns. We start loading the dead guys gear into the truck while we wait for our buddy so swim back to the coast (I have no idea why he was in the water) when he finally gets beside the truck he passes out from blood loss. I give him an epipen and he gets in the back. I start driving back to camp so we can start teaching the new guy the ropes. I'm driving for about 1 min when suddenly our new friend ejects from the back and dies lol so here we go again. He respawns by kamyshovo and we start driving to pick him up. We get there without incident and he jumps in the back. 3 min of driving and he ejects himself again and gets eaten alive by the time we notice and turn around (no mic remember lol). We turn around for a third time. He's spawned in almost the same place. Again we pick him up without incident and start heading north to camp once more. This time everything seems to be goin well and we're making good time in the truck. We're headed through zelenosk (can't remember the spelling) by the NW airfield coming up to the super market. There's two wrecked cars in the middle of the road.. I go to swerve around them and a over adjust. "F@ck!" comes out of my mouth just before I smash the two cars head on. Both front tires wrecked and the engine too. We have the parts in the truck so it's not that big of a deal I thought. Seconds latter before any of us could eject from the wreck I just caused BOOM! All three of use are lying on the side of the road knocked out bleeding, with the Zeds on their way. I died a few seconds later. My other two friends got to watch horribly as their half living bodies were devoured. We ended up being able to recover our bodies but lost a lot of gear in the trick. At least 4 high end weapons, a ton of meat and medical supplies and all our vehicle parts.Zombian - alive for 23 days, dies in a car crash of his own doing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted September 22, 2012 I'm driving for about 1 min when suddenly our new friend ejects from the back and dies lol so here we go again. He respawns by kamyshovo and we start driving to pick him up. We get there without incident and he jumps in the back. 3 min of driving and he ejects himself again and gets eaten alive by the time we notice and turn aroundRight then and there, you should have realized that this turd burglar was not right in the head. should have left that derp in the roadway and "moved on, nothing to see here". Pity your vehicle blew up, but i'll admit, the steering mechanics leave a lot to be desired in this game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zombian 3 Posted September 22, 2012 Right then and there, you should have realized that this turd burglar was not right in the head. should have left that derp in the roadway and "moved on, nothing to see here". Pity your vehicle blew up, but i'll admit, the steering mechanics leave a lot to be desired in this game.He was new and a personal friend of my partner so abandonment was/is not an option. We ended up finding him after the crash so that worked out ok. I've got the driving down pretty good (works well if I use a controller for the driving) Really I shouldn't have been driving full tilt right threw a town. Lesson learned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 22, 2012 should have told him once in the vehicle just to leave his mouse and keyboard alone till you arrived at your destination! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreshmeatDK 22 Posted September 22, 2012 I got a chuckle out of this. Had an ATV once, and the temptation to speed is just so high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zombian 3 Posted September 22, 2012 I got a chuckle out of this. Had an ATV once, and the temptation to speed is just so high.Yeah man. Thera nothing better than booting through Cherno at 60km scaring the crap outa every noob you go near. I will miss that truck.....I didn't even give it a name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted September 22, 2012 should have told him once in the vehicle just to leave his mouse and keyboard alone till you arrived at your destination!I can just hear it now. like driving with my kids."If you eject one more time, I'll turn this car around and we'll go right back to Cherno! There'll be no airfield for you" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 22, 2012 I can just hear it now. like driving with my kids."If you eject one more time, I'll turn this car around and we'll go right back to Cherno! There'll be no airfield for you"lol absolutely brilliant, got a good chuckle and almost chocked on my cup of tea! Beanz for you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bones83 2 Posted September 22, 2012 goood story man, first vehicle i ever drove...ran it straight into some rubbage in the street in zeleno and it ef'd me up pretty good....got out and went on about my way on foot of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) goood story man, first vehicle i ever drove...ran it straight into some rubbage in the street in zeleno and it ef'd me up pretty good....got out and went on about my way on foot of course.LOLZombies and bandits aren't dangerous. it's the vehicles that will get you killed Edited September 22, 2012 by fatherjohn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
