sickdayzplayer 0 Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) how do u get dogs????? Edited September 22, 2012 by satipatrick@aol.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) they aren't implemented yet Edited September 22, 2012 by Zombo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 22, 2012 how do u get dogs?????Pet shop.... pretty sure i saw one in Vybor the other day................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 22, 2012 Is this a new STD i might already have dogs and not know it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 22, 2012 Is this a new STD i might already have dogs and not know itif every time you drop your underwear you hear a whimper then yes... you have dogs. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 22, 2012 Shit is there a known cure? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gavalin 90 Posted September 22, 2012 Is this a new STD i might already have dogs and not know itif every time you drop your underwear you hear a whimper then yes... you have dogs.Ok both of you get beanz. I am happy...slow dayz no so slow with this shit to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 22, 2012 Shit is there a known cure?Yes. your gonna have to be neutered.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 22, 2012 Ok both of you get beanz. I am happy...slow dayz no so slow with this shit to read.haha good patter indeed.. it's what keeps the forums alive and me awake till OMG its almost 3am.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
electroban 102 Posted September 22, 2012 http://www.talktofrank.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angryofficer 89 Posted September 22, 2012 you need a time machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pvtjace 37 Posted September 22, 2012 Im sure if you train one of those wild bores they will be tamed for a few meat.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt.Asshat 607 Posted September 22, 2012 What? none of you have dogs??i have like 12 at my camp, they're pretty sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted September 22, 2012 Don't listen to any of these guys. The only way to get a dog is to go prone in front of a doghouse and start crawling into it. You'll just bump up against it and crawl in place. This is good. You need to do this until you glitch into it. It requires a fair bit of wiggling around to get the angle right and it's not easy. Whatever you do, don't give up. Once you do glitch into it you'll turn into a dog. The next time you die you'll spawn on the coast with a dog. Right now, it wont do much but follow you.This obviously isn't official so be careful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stokvis 24 Posted September 22, 2012 Don't listen to any of these guys. The only way to get a dog is to go prone in front of a doghouse and start crawling into it. You'll just bump up against it and crawl in place. This is good. You need to do this until you glitch into it. It requires a fair bit of wiggling around to get the angle right and it's not easy. Whatever you do, don't give up. Once you do glitch into it you'll turn into a dog. The next time you die you'll spawn on the coast with a dog. Right now, it wont do much but follow you.This obviously isn't official so be careful.WORKED FOR ME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonehead3535 105 Posted September 22, 2012 go to China and you will find dogs in every restaurant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites