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Is Rocket actually Bear Grylls?

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I have always thought with those sunnies that Rocket was more made for '70s porn or a cheesy b grade cop v baddies type movie..with porn.

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I have always thought with those sunnies that Rocket was more made for '70s porn or a cheesy b grade cop v baddies type movie..with porn.

Het you my friend have a strange mind... I like it! Chicka-wah-chicka-wah-wah!

Never gonna be able to look at his forum pic without giggling again!

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Bear Grylls would never survive in Chernarus. Or at least not until update 1.7.4, where in the option to eat nuts from a bear's shit pie will become available.

Bear Grylls: HEY GUYS, WHOSE UP FOR SOME SHITTED NUTS AND PISS FOR LUNCH TODAY? I'M BUYING!

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Het you my friend have a strange mind... I like it! Chicka-wah-chicka-wah-wah!

Never gonna be able to look at his forum pic without giggling again!

Me and my partner have always thought full 70's porn when we see his pic :)

Anyone ever notice this?

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what, that Rocket plays accordion or that he hangs out in the bush and plays accordion ?

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I really don't see anything similar in the faces though..

Edited by Sutinen

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There's a disclaimer right on that show stating that the situations are staged, not sure what the point of this post is. Everyone knows it's fake because the show freely admits it.

Those disclaimers were added AFTER Bear Gryllis was outed by a crew member who leaked that he was in fact staying in luxury hotels

and most of his locations were a short walk from towns and cities.

This guy is another fake http://www.cbc.ca/ne...vival-show.html

Tincup lake is barely 12 miles from the Alaska Highway [Very busy in the summer] and has a luxury lodge on it

and is stocked every few years with fish. http://www.tincup-lo...ont_content.php

He spent the whole show pretending to be barely surviving when in actual fact he was in spitting distance of the lodge

and even used their float plane to get there.

All the survivor shows are faked.....ALL of them.

Edited by jblackrupert

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I honestly prefer that surivorman guy, he's damn hardcore, he even carries his own cameras.

You might want to do some research on the places he claims to be "Surviving" in.

They are not as remote as he claims. Same as all the other survialist shows.

It's a bunch of staged bullshit with help and a warm bed a short walk/Phonecall away.

Any idiot can walk into a park and shoot footage and make it appear you are surviving in some remote wilderness.

even when it is a remote wilderness chances are there is a road, float plane or lodge a short distance away.

Search engine + Wikipedia + Google earth = Reality

Edited by jblackrupert

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There's a disclaimer right on that show stating that the situations are staged, not sure what the point of this post is. Everyone knows it's fake because the show freely admits it.

You only have one beans, I have two. There is the point.

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No. Because rocket appears to be geuine and doesn't give bad advice.

Bear Grylls = Pretends he was in the SAS

Ray Mears = Helps train the SAS

I know who I would rather be stuck in the apocalypse with

On topic though... yeah slight resemblance

Oh my, this a million times over.

Edited by Trizzo

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