takin a shit in the standalone

[DemonGroover 8836]

Now if shit were introduced then lets hope there is a bit of variety - i wouldnt want the same old model all the time.

And what about the animation - surely motion capture is the best way forward.

[10bag 22]

Now if shit were introduced then lets hope there is a bit of variety - i wouldnt want the same old model all the time.

Excellent idea. You could get ill, but be unsure of your exact illness until your shit has been closely examined for signs of specific illnesses. Doctors love checking out shit. You could have players who specialise in shit identification. Diarrhoea vs. constipation vs. green turds, etc.

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Excellent idea. You could get ill, but be unsure of your exact illness until your shit has been closely examined for signs of specific illnesses. Doctors love checking out shit. You could have players who specialise in shit identification. Diarrhoea vs. constipation vs. green turds, etc.

Beware of the Green Turd... it's cursed i tell ye!

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

will we have statistics in the standalone that will count the number of shits you taken?

[bones83 2]

"Rule number 3:Beware of Bathrooms"

[jakeo10 9]

this isnt a simulation, its a game.

if you think this is a simulation then you agree that all the suggestions in this thread should be in the standalone.

plus heres a few suggestions that should in the standalone IF you want realism.

1. you character has to masturbate once in a while or else you run slower due to a boner. girls will take 300% more time to masturbate. this is an obligation, if you dont do it, the next time your chatacter needs to take a shit of piss, it will masturbate but suffer a penality which will make the process twice as long.

2. your character tires after running for 5 minutes and has to walk to recover or runs very slow at a speed that the zombies can hit you

3. if a zombie hits you, you are slowed down for 3 seconds due to the shock.

4. you will lose blood much more quickly

5. you will die after a few hours after being bitten since theres no cure

6. your character has to take pisses and shits.

7. you can become depressed and if your meter is too low, your character automaticly suicides

8. you have a chance to injure yourself from anything for example: you can cut yourself while chopping a tree and results in a broken leg. fall down the stairs and results in broken leg and 3 minutes knocked out. you can trip and fall down in the middle of the street which has a chance to result in a broken leg. you know what i mean

9.your character must sleep and can be seen by other players while your logged out. if they see your sleeping character while you sleep in real life, they can kill you or take your stuff. your character wont wake up unless you log in.

10. your gun can jam

11. you have a chance that your character doesnt know how to shoot a gun and results in horrible accuracy

12. no 3rd person

13. no crosshair

14. no display of options, you have to learn the controls by heart. in real life, green text doesnt appear showing your options.

15. you can voluntarily shoot yourself in any part of the body.

IF YOU AGREE THAT DAYZ IS A SIMULATOR THEN YOU AGREE WITH THIS

i hope i dont see this shit in the standalone. i want a game not a fucking simulator

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16. your have a chance that your character is autistic and sometimes do stuff on his own such as shoot the gun in the air, stop moving and starts laughing, etc.

17. you have a chance to be of any religion such as islam, jew, christian, etc. if your muslim for example you have to do your prayers. if you dont do them you lose morale and end up suiciding if ur morale is too low.

18. you have to wash yourself or it results in ichy skin, which makes you to stop aiming and scratch yourself for 1 seconds or develop infection can be anywhere on the body which cause you pain and you need to take painkiller much more often.

19. broken leg is broken. morphine wont do shit.

Are you on drugs?

1. No human requires sexual stimulation to survive.

2. Depending on level of fitness, tiring after a mere five minutes of running is pretty fail.

3-5. Can agree to some level of shock/pain reaction, but the body's adrenaline would deal with that problem. For all we know, we could all have an immunity to the virus by now. A blood transfusion would be the only option before infection spreads from a bite though.

6. Why one earth we need a human waste dispenser simulator, I don't know. There's some things games do not need.

7. Automatically suicides? It's a person's choice to kill themselves, not a script. You need to go into more detail into exactly what is going to cause the depression. Sounds like a scripting nightmare to me.

8. Don't know many people who break their leg from tripping on the street, unless they are quite elderly and lacking bone density :o

9. Just no.

10. I agree, guns should need to be maintained (cleaned, serviced) in order to be fully reliable. No degradation, destroyed eventually BS though.

11. Even so, repeatedly using a firearm would build an ability to fire it more accurately.

12. Third person is only useful for flying choppers as first person is useless, otherwise completely agree.

13. Crosshairs are handy for knowing where to look on containers or objects to pick them up/open them. This is, after all, within a game world.

14.............

You should actually just go and live your real life and experience everything on your list, seeing as no one would play a game with that sort of realism when they can experience real life. A simulation of life would be pretty damn boring.

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

Are you on drugs?

1. No human requires sexual stimulation to survive.

6. Why one earth we need a human waste dispenser simulator, I don't know. There's some things games do not need.

7. Automatically suicides? It's a person's choice to kill themselves, not a script. You need to go into more detail into exactly what is going to cause the depression. Sounds like a scripting nightmare to me.

8. Don't know many people who break their leg from tripping on the street, unless they are quite elderly and lacking bone density :o

9. Just no.

14.............

You should actually just go and live your real life and experience everything on your list, seeing as no one would play a game with that sort of realism when they can experience real life. A simulation of life would be pretty damn boring.

then go vote "game" on the poll thread.

what i am saying is that DayZ is NOT a simulator, its a game. if anybody thinks it is a simulator then they should agree that the features i proposed in my other post have to be included in the standalone.

1. im sure 10 000 years ago, cavemen still masturbated. why would it be different now?

6. every living creature (as far as i know) has to take shits.

7. if this is a simulator, you have to simulate the impact events have on your characters mind. its a game so you dont care but "he" does. thats why your character will be forced to suicide if you dont play right.

8. you can fall hurt yourself, who knows, not everybody is the same.

9. humans gotta sleep. they dont disappear when they sleep right? so to make the simulator more realistic, everytime you log out, your character takes a nap. if you dont play for too long, he will die of starvation.

14. i know its stupid but have to keep it real no?

i dont see why these features should not be in the standalone, since everybody seems to think its a simulator.

what i want is a game tho, not a simulator. i think i failed but i tried to make fun of the points in my other post, pointing out the things people do in real life, because, why would you play a game thats like real life? i play game to waste time and not deal with all the boring shit that happens everyday in my boring life.

[Jimmy McNulty 98]

Taking a shit..suddenly a wild animal appears..oh shit!

[rollo23 57]

An animation for it would be cool but making it a forced gameplay feature is not up my street i don't want to be made to release the chocolate hostage in the middle of a firefight.

[Sutinen 635]

Guess what? I had to bump this, but you just got featured in Rocket's new interview about standalone :D

It's still live on YouTube.

Edited September 27, 2012 by Sutinen