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I hope rocket is not serious about that, I personally do not want to have to shit or piss ingame... Sleep and fatigue on the other hand would be interesting, as part of the logout system (have to rest to logout, better resting if inside a tent or in a bed)

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No, unnessercary animations that would add nothing to the game. I'd rather the time be spent in something else more useful.

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No, unnessercary animations that would add nothing to the game. I'd rather the time be spent in something else more useful.

im sure animating the "squat" position wouldn't take up too much time or resources...

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holy shit rocket replied to my thread!

i am totally FOR the shit and piss feature in the standalone.

i wonder if you piss yourself if your surrounded by zombies due to fear

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On the other hand it'd give chances to provide further possibilities for more player-made infrastructure in the game, should this be a goal. Why just pitch tents and light fires? collect wood, debris and the likes, build an outhouse in your camp... or just dig a hole.

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If you don't piss, it should do kidney damage and when you do finally piss, you piss blood and it attracts zombies. Bam, keep em coming.

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What if you could eat shit you found as a way to bring back a restricted respawn button? Think about it, you find a steamer on the ground, decide you dont want to live any longer, eat it, die, then the person that left the steamer gets a murder when you die...lol

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Ive been thinking, there are so many uses for this.....

Entire clans could be based on the fact you can shit on people. They will just go around shitting everywhere, in doorways, on food spawns.

Shitting off buildings and trying to hit survivors, putting them into shock if they are hit (imagine if you got a kill from shitting off a building onto someone.

When enemies are knocked out, just run and quickly shit all over them.

Making huge piles of shit from a 20 man group camping a town.

Shit blockades at town entrances

Sneaking into someones pack and taking their items and putting shit in there instead.

You would know your fucked when you get setup complete and hear 'FART FART FART FART' to spawn under a mountain of poo

There would be no reason to play dayz as survival anymore, all everyone would do is fight over beans so they can shit some more

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What if you could eat shit you found as a way to bring back a restricted respawn button? Think about it, you find a steamer on the ground, decide you dont want to live any longer, eat it, die, then the person that left the steamer gets a murder when you die...lol

That is just a Shitty idea.....

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I can't believe this is an actual thread and hasnt been locked yet. LOLOLOL

rocket posted in here might mean he agrees with this

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I think shit is a great idea. But I have a suggestion. Shit ought to attract flies like corpses do. So You would be looking for that corpse to loot but oh, its just a turd...

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does anybody know if you will have to take shits in the standalone?...after so many cans of beans

now this is the thread of all threads. is this a suggestion for packets of imodium?

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Short answer, No. Never.

Long answer, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NEVER.

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I hope rocket is not serious about that, I personally do not want to have to shit or piss ingame... Sleep and fatigue on the other hand would be interesting, as part of the logout system (have to rest to logout, better resting if inside a tent or in a bed)

Nah, it's just that you can piss on some other players corpse.

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This is DayZ, not a German Porn Movie

How about a re-enactment of 2 girls 1 cup?

No?

Okay, I'll stick to dreaming about my fantasies great ideas.

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How about a re-enactment of 2 girls 1 cup?

No?

Okay, I'll stick to dreaming about my fantasies great ideas.

Probably best for the fragile minds of the 12 year old lurkers about here..... wouldn't want to scar them now!

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