Looking for sexy woman to playing with

[Angel Knight 427]

I posted something like this, albeit written in the form of a personals ad from craigslist or the like. I think everyone thought I was serious.

[lemmiwinks (DayZ) 48]

Betcha he finds a nice 45+ yr old hairy sweaty guy who likes playing DayZ in his underwear in a vinyl chair, with some awesome voice altering software. I even see fingers stained orange with Cheetos. *shudder*

Oh god I just grossed myself out.

c r e e p y

[warmonger917 26]

Holy crap!!

Borat plays Dayz!!!

[s4rs 2]

sexy woman reportin in

[fatherjohn 143]

Your grammar makes it even better, kind of like a cavemen.

ARE YOU WOMAN?! WOMAN!

I love the "English is not my native language" touch.

"Hello baby. you are sexy woman, yes? I want to make sweet love on you. Come over into here with me, no?

[fatherjohn 143]

c r e e p y

Wow. Santa really lets himself go in the offseason.

[NickM (DayZ) 57]

Over the past few days I have been told & learned there are no girls on the internet.

Only with mustaches. :P

[Sula 1205]

He's probably long dead. Mr Fuchs has likely shot him in the head for posting in the wrong forum, and shipped his body to the colonies!

Me? Pissed off for being wrongly given a warning and 2 day ban for advertising a clan I don't have and didn't advertise? Me? Noooo. Warning still on my record? Is it? Really? Annoying as hell? No, no, it's fine. I'm not angry, bitter or resentful. <_<

[NickM (DayZ) 57]

He's probably long dead. Mr Fuchs has likely shot him in the head for posting in the wrong forum, and shipped his body to the colonies!

Me? Pissed off for being wrongly given a warning and 2 day ban for advertising a clan I don't have and didn't advertise? Me? Noooo. Warning still on my record? Is it? Really? Annoying as hell? No, no, it's fine. I'm not angry, bitter or resentful. <_<

The colonies?

It was 246 years ago.

Just let it go. <_<

Edited September 21, 2012 by NickM

[Jellis (DayZ) 18]

wow

[Sula 1205]

Haha! :D I did, mate but I've still got a warning point for something I didn't actually do! :o

[Gavalin 90]

Damn and here I hoped this thread would take off. Zombie shooting partners *snaps fingers* Oh well!

One of the best threads I've ever read.

[Bonehead3535 105]

Are you still looking for one? i got one for you. 32-24-33. $100 per hour. No refund. dial 1-888-578-9812 now. 1 year warrenty garenteed

[Mandalore (DayZ) 76]

Haha! :D I did, mate but I've still got a warning point for something I didn't actually do! :o

You should take that warning as warning, to warn you not to do what you didn't do.

You have been warned.

[lemmiwinks (DayZ) 48]

I love the "English is not my native language" touch.

"Hello baby. you are sexy woman, yes? I want to make sweet love on you. Come over into here with me, no?

have you picture of yourself in sexy mankini?

:blink:

Edited September 21, 2012 by lemmiwinks

[Sula 1205]

Mandalore, you are very wise. *nods*

Edited September 21, 2012 by Sula

[Dr.Lyme 88]

have you picture of yourself in sexy mankini?

:blink:

That pictures, my eyes... they bleed from pleasureful disgust.