No Zombies in DayZ!! (I'm pretty sure this is legit)

[Mattitude777 10]

I've made a discovery! THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES IN DAYZ! I know it, Rocket knows it, you know it (but you don't realise it). Chernarus was one big party before we arrived... And unluckily (or luckily) for us, we just missed it. This is the important part: EVERYONE IS HUNG OVER! Notice those (always) empty bottles of good ole' Jack Daniels? Notice those old "soda" cans? You think they are "soda" cans, but in reality they are actually BEER cans! Why do you think all the soda cans are left over? Nobody wants to drink soda at a huge 255sqkm party! The cans of beans were for sustenance during the party, obviously. So why do they attack us? They see us and go "HEY! He has painkillers!" Or "F@*# my headache! Who fired off that gun!?" That's why they walk in inconceivable lines! And I'm sure you can figure out why they make burping/gurgling/vomiting/groaning sounds! Gimme a bean!

[Never 237]

Well your first statement was right.

They aren't Zombies.

[pidian 19]

well, it would explain the ridiculous amount of glow sticks lying around....

[KrisdaChilla 3]

That should be the plot of the standlalone! You Sir have my beans.

[FanasNize 4]

Yeah, because f**k the system.

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

So we're all "Mass Murderers"........... Beans coming at ya..

Edited September 11, 2012 by Maca

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Edited September 11, 2012 by puppetworx