Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted September 11, 2012 Fuck now I'm starting to regret finding this cursed drink... Should I drink it?Just drink it and be done with it. If you are playing with friends/a group, go ahead a brag about it to get your 5 minutes of fame. But after that, its just another can of pop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 11, 2012 Does anybody have a spare sense of humour for welch?I'll give you a can of dew.What? Wasn't trying to be funny, I'm trying to tell them about how stupid they are..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 11, 2012 Sense of humour alt f4'd. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 11, 2012 Sense of humour alt f4'd.I didn't understand his statement at first, now I do...But to summarize, supersticious thinking is just dumb...Now to go get my nightlight and check my closet before going to sleep! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 11, 2012 All good man ..enjoy your sleep ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
str33tsuite 19 Posted September 11, 2012 Drink it or throw it away, just get rid of it.... let me share my two stories when finding mountain dew, after a gun fight in elektro , me with a makarov and my enemy with a lee enfield, i somehow magically win the gun fight and start looting and what do i see, two cans of mountain dew , i snatch them fast in excitement as this was my very first mountain dew, after that I proceed to the island to fix the chopper, i get sniped in the water from the tower on the island... i mean what were the chances of that happening ?Second time, i find one can of mountain dew in a small shack, i pick it up and start my wondering, 5 minutes later while i was rushing inside a fire station followed by several zombies, i enter the fire station and start taking shots at them, kill a few and than proceed to start looting, once I was done i start going down the stairs and for some reason i fell like 2 meters, broken leg, unconscious , bleeding and eventually death,My advice... just get rid of it asap or you will find yourself dead in the most ridiculous ways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Knight 427 Posted September 11, 2012 We were going to start our great mountain dew quest not so long ago. Long story short. Shit went wack. Death came for us in stupid ways. Then two nights ago i find a dew in a fuckin industrial spawn. My partner is like..what the hell is it with you and the dew ?? She jumps off for the night and i think, fuck it, i will head to Skalisty, pitch our tent and start getting chopper parts ready. I get to the other side, night server no 3dp etc, raining, go to take a heat pack..no back no ak kob no fucking dew. Server does not have the swim with backpack enabled.Run up the top of Skaliaty and of course there is a bunch of tents stashed around the island, find one snuck in a grove of trees all by itself away from the others. I have already grabbed a coyote, dmr, m4a1 cco plus mags, spare tent, morph, cooked meat form the others. Now check this shit. I have to go prone and crawl around the tent a bit to get the icon to come up so i can look in the tent, i am sort of half jammed in between what must be the trunks of the trees and the tent , i get the icon and select gear , my dude starts to sit up then fucking SNAP ! i fall down with an uuuuuh noise and have broken bones, i shit bricks right because i think some dude is behind me and has axed me , Nobody there, maybe a bear trap, or just a bitey tree. I morph myself and bandage, then crawl around a bit and look in the tent. Fucking can of Dew.I take the Dew, run and hide and log.You have displeased the Dew. The only atonement is to delete DayZ, uninstall Arma 2, uninstall Steam, cancel your Steam account, remove the power supply from your computer, and smelt your hard drive in an oven.When you have completed this task, the Dew will instruct you on redemption. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mankind 8 Posted September 11, 2012 Mountain Dew = Life as we know it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) There better be a fully functional and fuled helicopter inside that MtDew! Edited September 11, 2012 by Dallas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZexXx 1 Posted September 11, 2012 This thread is hilarious.I didn't know about Mountain Dew until now... kinda sorry I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SystemiK 366 Posted September 24, 2012 I didn't believe this until the first can a teammate and I found was placed in a tent on a server we commonly used for awhile, and within a couple of days the tent disappeared and the next week the server was killed off (I shit you not.)That is 100 percent not true. Your server died because I ate at Subway for lunch (everytime I eat at Subway a DayZ server dies). I'm terribly sorry about the tent and your server, but I was really fucking hungry and then.....Subway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 Just drink it and be done with it. If you are playing with friends/a group, go ahead a brag about it to get your 5 minutes of fame. But after that, its just another can of pop.No this is a sin and will only further the curse you must venture to green mountain and drink it as offering there that is the true way to lift the curse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppa 562 Posted September 24, 2012 I once found dew... then I died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
