Sorry Mr Hacker!

[marc.heidemann@gmail.com 20]

Last night a hacker decided to teleport me into the ocean, After my initial frustration I noticed I still had my Alice pack and primary rifle so I decided to swim for the coast using my compass and swimming north. Although my Temp started flashing and my food and water icons started going decidedly red after about 45 minutes I made it to the coast, and it looked like I was in a desert.

I checked my gear my inventory was empty, but I still had my toolbelt items Primary and secondary although no ammo, I check my backpack and it still had my items including 5 cokes, a can of pasta and a heatpack, by this point I had started coughing as well, I used the heatpack, drank a coke and ate the pasta. Then following the coast I started to run.

Along the way I encountered some animals so using my hatchet I killed and gutted 2 pigs.

After about 40 minutes my blood started to drop slowly, and then more rapidly, I was think just over this rise I will see trees, but by the time I reached 5000 blood there where still no trees in sight and I was losing 10 blood a second.

Then just as my blood dropped below 3000 and my screen started to blur, trees and a road appeared.

With great difficulty I harvested wood cooked the steaks ate the steaks, drank another coke and sat down by the fire.

No I am back to almost full health on the way to my tent to rearm and feeling a bit smug because after a 2 hours inconvenience I am still alive and you Mr Hacker are still a Douch!!

[Stings2pee 106]

Great story and good attitude considering the circumstances. Also, I laughed at:

feeling a bit smug because after a 2 hours inconvenience I am still alive and you Mr Hacker are still a Douch!!

Beans to you, good sir.

[fatherjohn 143]

now that's what i call survival

[Toastedzen 80]

Beans to you, good sir.

Indeed.

Edited September 8, 2012 by Toastedzen

[INickeragua 121]

You sir are a true survivor. I would have probably just waited to die in the ocean rather than swimming!

[sarkasm0 109]

+1

would read again.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

Tactics ftw

[Kyzahh 127]

Yes, very good sir. Unfortunately you will be needing some antibiotics though.

[exesgo@gmail.com 31]

Now that is a survival story.

[marc.heidemann@gmail.com 20]

Yes, very good sir. Unfortunately you will be needing some antibiotics though.

I'm all good no more blood loss, no more cough, on my way north!

[mattebubben 2]

good storie.

The same thing kinda happend to me =P.

Got Dropped into the sea swam in and managed to survive through stakes and a small pond.

But 5 min after i was all good again (was coughing but i had a pack of Antibiotics)

the hacker probably noticed my surival and started up round 2...

Spawned the server above the sea and this time i simply died on impact...

This is a great mod and i cant wait for standalone but the hackers have simply ruined it.

Pretty much every god damn time i die its from a hacker!!!.

Either its global kill or they drop me into the sea or its some invisible sniper with as50 (i know they are invisible due to the weapon not making any sound at all)

Hurrah for you and good luck on your survival =).

I wish u good luck in the fight against the hackers god knows i havent had any.

[kryvian 123]

I would just force myself to spawn on coast.

>MFW you actually ran for 2 hours.

[marc.heidemann@gmail.com 20]

I would just force myself to spawn on coast.

>MFW you actually ran for 2 hours.

Tried that didn't work.

Swam of about 45 mins and ran the rest of the way, I managed to lock my W key in place, and went for shower lol.

[mr23x 0]

Hacker was trolling me and put inside a building with no door that can get out. Lol

Kids everywhere

[sostronk 334]

I would have alt + F4 to respawn on the coast the next time I logged in.

[marc.heidemann@gmail.com 20]

I would have alt + F4 to respawn on the coast the next time I logged in.

Didn't work!

[FinalNinja447 129]

You have basically mastered the very essence of DayZ; Survival. And you did so with great patience. For this, you get my beans.