You know you've played too much dayz when...

[Hello moto 70]

... You go to work at a supermarket and you keep expecting to see loot piles everywhere.

[tonkin97 22]

or when you driving and look at the sky see clouds moving thinking its east then realising its not like that in real life, then starting wishing you had a compus

[Olisonera 126]

You're alone at home when you hear a noise and shout "FRIENDLY!?"

[[email protected] 614]

This thread made me laugh, if I wasn't lazy I'd bean most of you! ah screw it! BEANZ for eveyone!

Edited September 6, 2012 by Pendragon

[Sgt.Asshat 607]

I'm sorry what?

"played too much dayz"

I pretty sure that's impossible.

[Paddy0610 278]

...you Reload your hatchet

Edited September 6, 2012 by Paddy0610

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

When you shoot someone with your high-grade military LMG for their backpack.

[grezvany13 56]

... walking through the park and ask everyone you meet; "Friendly?"

[Hello moto 70]

Or being pissed off when you need to go outside at midnight and you have no NVG's.

[twobeer 15]

Or when you try to open some macaroni cheese and the tin opener gets stuck, you then spend ages trying to open it via hands to save wastage

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

You hear a helicopter and hit the fucking deck.

[Holykittens 5]

You are driveing along and see an ATV and wonder what parts you would need to fix it.

[leeds2007 22]

when you repeat other peoples posts on the forums...

[slartibartfast (DayZ) 77]

When you drive toward the intersection, look up the hill and spot a really good sniper postition.

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

when you repeat other peoples posts on the forums...

[[email protected] 614]

... Forums posts peoples repeat when you on the other

[Jim Bean 157]

When you see an unmanned bicycle and think "YES"

[rushcrush 20]

You go prone when you hear a sound...

[gambles 234]

You start mass murdering everyone. You kill everyone on sight because you're bored with life and have collected enough gear to survive without a struggle. You actively camp outside your residential mall and shoot people with the AS50 you found in your bathroom this morning.

[[email protected] 0]

When your out driving and see a cow and wonder if u remembered to pick up the matches and hunting knife

[Olisonera 126]

You throw an empty tin can onto the neighbor's front lawn whenever you leave the house to distract any walkers that may be lurking nearby.

[Wessie4life 3]

Set up tents in your garden and hide stuff in it.

[fosty99 160]

You see an advert on TV about blood transfusions and immediately think of DayZ.

Th funny thing is that in the ad they said that 1 in 30 people donate blood, which seems about the same in DayZ.

Edited September 6, 2012 by *Regulator* Fosty99

[gambles 234]

[snip]

I don't say this often but... Go suck a bag of dicks...

Edited September 6, 2012 by Max Planck
Please do not quote the spambots, you are just doing their business for them and making the problem worse. Report them instead.

[fosty99 160]

I don't say this often but... Go suck a bag of dicks...

and then suck the dicks that the bag contains.