Hello moto 70 Posted September 6, 2012 ... You go to work at a supermarket and you keep expecting to see loot piles everywhere. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonkin97 22 Posted September 6, 2012 or when you driving and look at the sky see clouds moving thinking its east then realising its not like that in real life, then starting wishing you had a compus 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olisonera 126 Posted September 6, 2012 You're alone at home when you hear a noise and shout "FRIENDLY!?" 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) This thread made me laugh, if I wasn't lazy I'd bean most of you! ah screw it! BEANZ for eveyone! Edited September 6, 2012 by Pendragon 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt.Asshat 607 Posted September 6, 2012 I'm sorry what?"played too much dayz"I pretty sure that's impossible. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paddy0610 278 Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) ...you Reload your hatchet Edited September 6, 2012 by Paddy0610 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted September 6, 2012 When you shoot someone with your high-grade military LMG for their backpack. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grezvany13 56 Posted September 6, 2012 ... walking through the park and ask everyone you meet; "Friendly?" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hello moto 70 Posted September 6, 2012 Or being pissed off when you need to go outside at midnight and you have no NVG's. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twobeer 15 Posted September 6, 2012 Or when you try to open some macaroni cheese and the tin opener gets stuck, you then spend ages trying to open it via hands to save wastage 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted September 6, 2012 You hear a helicopter and hit the fucking deck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holykittens 5 Posted September 6, 2012 You are driveing along and see an ATV and wonder what parts you would need to fix it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leeds2007 22 Posted September 6, 2012 when you repeat other peoples posts on the forums... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slartibartfast (DayZ) 77 Posted September 6, 2012 When you drive toward the intersection, look up the hill and spot a really good sniper postition. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted September 6, 2012 when you repeat other peoples posts on the forums... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 6, 2012 ... Forums posts peoples repeat when you on the other Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Bean 157 Posted September 6, 2012 When you see an unmanned bicycle and think "YES" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushcrush 20 Posted September 6, 2012 You go prone when you hear a sound... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambles 234 Posted September 6, 2012 You start mass murdering everyone. You kill everyone on sight because you're bored with life and have collected enough gear to survive without a struggle. You actively camp outside your residential mall and shoot people with the AS50 you found in your bathroom this morning. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brendan.moffitt10@gmail.com 0 Posted September 6, 2012 When your out driving and see a cow and wonder if u remembered to pick up the matches and hunting knife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olisonera 126 Posted September 6, 2012 You throw an empty tin can onto the neighbor's front lawn whenever you leave the house to distract any walkers that may be lurking nearby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wessie4life 3 Posted September 6, 2012 Set up tents in your garden and hide stuff in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) You see an advert on TV about blood transfusions and immediately think of DayZ.Th funny thing is that in the ad they said that 1 in 30 people donate blood, which seems about the same in DayZ. Edited September 6, 2012 by *Regulator* Fosty99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambles 234 Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) [snip]I don't say this often but... Go suck a bag of dicks... Edited September 6, 2012 by Max Planck Please do not quote the spambots, you are just doing their business for them and making the problem worse. Report them instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted September 6, 2012 I don't say this often but... Go suck a bag of dicks...and then suck the dicks that the bag contains. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
