Private hive, serious discussion

[v1ktor 59]

So as we all know DayZ numbers have dropped more than my balls when I clicked a gay-porn link thinking that tight ass in the preview icon was female. Why?

1) Hackers: Been there done that (actually still have like 2 weeks left in my hack sub) It ruins the game for both sides but more primarily for the non-hackers as even now that I want to get back into playing DayZ it's a waste of time knowing someone out there is hacking and may or may not kill you.

2) Duping: This was one of my personal big anal penetrations with Dayz. I played legit about 2 weeks before a friend showed me how to dupe weapons with the backpack glitch and we went on to tents and vehicles.

3) Speaking of which; Servers: Rented a server for 2 months just so I can have my own personal vehicles and heli. Had the server off at night/when friends did not play/when jumping onto different servers to rape people at airfields.

4) Lack of end-game content

5) Racist artifacting which only happens when my black roommate is taking a dump.

6) Graphical LIMITATIONS. Ohh... I'm sorry your mom bought you a computer from best buy with a 6450 or some shit. I have a $400 video card so I can max out games, not have it idle at 6% usage when fog is forced at 1600 meters. Poor fucks can go eat shit and die. (or get a value card like 560ti gtx, 5830, 6850, 7850, 660ti gtx $100-$280 range) and play all the 3D porn games you ever wanted.

100k players in last 24 hours? We have 1.2 million players registered and over 1.1 million came in in the last 2-3 months (I was one of those new players during the rush). Sure you can QQ me a river how other games also have a shitty 1-10% player base that plays but this mod has been playable for FOUR FUCKING MONTHS. If over 90% of the players no longer play, you have a problem.

But since rocket is busy with jacking off on camera to random reporters instead of trying to at least make this playable once again why can't we just have game files handed out and a proper tutorial set up to have dayz hosted privately?

You can QQ me a river of Pringles the Original Potato Chips all you want but being 18 I do not have a hard time finding 60 friends who are willing to play Dayz together on one private server the way the game was made to be played.

TLDR:

Lays sucks and I hate finding potato chips in my bag of air.

Give us private servers before the mod fully dies off.

Edited September 5, 2012 by v1ktor

[Moe King 13]

3) Had the server off at night/when friends did not play/when jumping onto different servers to rape people at airfields.

Lolololol How sad. Scared of losing your stuff? Boo hoo. Having a server doesnt entitle you to everything on the map.

Back on topic: People already do host their own private hives. How do you think the Lingor servers work? Magic zombie dust? If you, or any others want to host thier own private hive and do their own policing for hackers or dupers, go ahead. You just wont get all your vehicles or gear that are connected to the main hive.

[Jeff the killer 32]

It's in alpha DUR HURR. Is what I would say if I was a retard trying to defend dayZ. Point is you're right (mostly) but don't forget stand Alone's comings soon and duping will be fixed a hacking at least tunned down.

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

Wrong forum.

Thread Moved

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Stop trying to make us retarded with your drivel. My advice just come out of the closet and enjoy your new "lifestyle".

Btw you can have a private hive dumbass.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Never click on the tight female ass, you get all excited and then ta ! da! Surprise cock. I now only click on genuine cock and hope for surprise breasts, sadly this is now a combo that happens far too much. Air in your chips ? Complain, we did years ago..free box truned up on the doorstep within the week, nil cock.

Never throw away your Pringles tube either, they make awesome venus/sun transition viewers, but generally the fun stops when they dont pop.

[Lowbei 33]

OP = moron, or the biggest moron of all time?

and hilarious that he straight up admits that the only reason he has a server is to own the heli and vehicles in it, how pathetic

[EndEffeKt 87]

I do agree in all the flaws the game has actually and the hackers are the topping on the cake. But a personal helicopter and a UAV are NO REASON for a private hive. You cant say "We want to play the game how it is meant to be played" and then wanna have your own admin-selection vehicles. Admins that stash their private vehicles are a main reason why so many servers are lacking vehicles for other players. Was on a server recently where 15 spawns were empty! Thats no fun and doesnt contribute at all to your theoretical server.

[Sturmgeist 21]

aha, so op is duping and abusing admin powers. if he now admits that he hacks every once in a while we have the "i am the reason why DayZ sucks and i still complain" hattrick

Edited September 5, 2012 by Sturmgeist