To the Electro Hill Snipers of US790

[Sticker704 121]

I was going to meet this thread with a cup of nobody cares, but I find it bursting at the seams with 'white-knighting' and the overpowering stench of hormones.

...and...this can be put in a cup?

[Kalle^ 11]

I love those guys, they are bit amatuers so it is pretty easy to just tent bait them and hide under tree then get them and steal AS50 and run away

[LaurenDanger 100]

...and...this can be put in a cup?

Of course it can be put in a cup. That's how they do it in the pharmaceutical industry. Look up Premarin, the Hormone drug for ladies of, shall we say, advancing age. When you see why it's called Premarin, you'll know. You may wish you didn't. Science. It's fabulously strange.

[LaurenDanger 100]

I was going to meet this thread with a cup of nobody cares, but this sounds pretty awesome. Beans.

Woohoo, beans! Thank you! And yes the title makes it look like a complaint, but why complain when you can entertain?

One of these days I'll find someone to tell me how I make vids and we can all share in my whacky DayZ adventures. The ladies need to keep up, I figure.

[LaurenDanger 100]

To the Op, good job on your fancy pants dance; I think its hysterical they couldn't hit you

Thanks, Face. Finally saw the new a-Team movie so I get the flying a tank thing a bit better now. I should try and make time to cause chaos for bandits on Friday, I'll let you know.

[adamtheheretic 106]

Everyone, stop posting and look up Premarin. Tis brilliant.

[Dr Cheese 100]

Everyone, stop posting and look up Premarin. Tis brilliant.

I bet it's that stuff they make out of horse urine

[di187072@gmail.com 3]

Damn Elektro snipers are all trigger happy. I enjoy spawning in Elektro and running like a maniac.

[Darkwater (DayZ) 63]

If I'm not going out in the open and jive my way across the field, I tend to go with a friend(s) and have them flank the players while I spray with a cheap AK74 or whatnot towards the typical sniping spots in Elektro hill. It's hillarious to see those Ghillie wearing people bounce up like whack-a-moles and being taken down by Lee Enfield or Winchesters. Ahh, it's the little things that make DayZ worth it.

But, by far the most fun I have is giving them the dance of life while the bullets fly past me or land at my feet. It's always fun to try to beat your best time, of which mine is roughly 2 minutes. Got interrupted by the Zeds who also also got attracted. If that was by my dance or because of the bullets landing, I do not know.