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harley001

Carebear mode.

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Well you people keep asking for it so how about we give it to you! You want a friendly none pvp mode? Well here is a good ideal.

CARE BEAR MODE!

1. Everything looks colorful and is fluffy. The only colors are pink, light blue, light purple, and light green.

2. Glare is set to 9001

3. Helicopter crashes are replaced with rainbows that contain pots of gold at the end with loot in them.

4, Any players who try to kill another player are instantly banned forever.

5. Everyone starts off with a map, night vision goggles, a gun and food/water.

6. The zombies run 60% slower.

7. Food and water is 100% easier to find.

8. All the guns one shot and are silenced.

9. All the zombies are marked with red dots so we know where they are.

10, All the players have care bear skins.

This would make a excellent April fools joke.

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I am all for this, that way a server and configure itself for Carebear mode and the Everyone-is-a-Winner crowd can concentrate there and not bother us.

The only thing that would be better, is if we could hack into that server and rampage.

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I am all for this, that way a server and configure itself for Carebear mode and the Everyone-is-a-Winner crowd can concentrate there and not bother us.

And the Bronies.

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Especially bronies...

Internet cancer, they are.

I could pretend to be civilized and remember that they are people too, but I can't help but hate them to bits.

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I want pillow's instead of hatchets!

All get female characters! PILLOW FIGHT! ;)

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I want pillow's instead of hatchets!

All get female characters! PILLOW FIGHT! ;)

Then it's 18+ again (:<

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Well you people keep asking for it so how about we give it to you! You want a friendly none pvp mode? Well here is a good ideal.

CARE BEAR MODE!

1. Everything looks colorful and is fluffy. The only colors are pink, light blue, light purple, and light green.

2. Glare is set to 9001

3. Helicopter crashes are replaced with rainbows that contain pots of gold at the end with loot in them.

4, Any players who try to kill another player are instantly banned forever.

5. Everyone starts off with a map, night vision goggles, a gun and food/water.

6. The zombies run 60% slower.

7. Food and water is 100% easier to find.

8. All the guns one shot and are silenced.

9. All the zombies are marked with red dots so we know where they are.

10, All the players have care bear skins.

This would make a excellent April fools joke.

April Fools joke.. Good idea

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