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OKAY NOW IF YOUR A MOD READING THIS I HAVE HAD TO WRITE THIS 3 TIMES TO FINALLY GET IT UP GO ASK PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THIS OKAY BEFORE YOU GO AROUND LOCKING PEOPLE'S THREADS.

Now I've had my rant

Recently within the DayZ forums I have noticed alot of metaphorical nuns hiding your little virginity away, GET SOME BEANS, start sharing your bloody beans if you find something funny as piss or just think I take my hat off to you sir, well then give them some beans. Unsew your pussies and share the love lose that little nun virginity and give out the beans.

"Sharing is caring"

Direct quote from preschool teacher

I wouldn't mind taking those beans off your hands as well

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It's okay guy, I too am a nun fetishist.

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hahahaha see that makes me laugh have some beans

see fraggle's a nun

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But my beans are precious. More precious than my...well...let's just say, they're precious ;)

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But not a virgin Nun....

Nobody's born a nun.

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i just came back, i read the this as my first post.

and i am wondering why i didn't stay away for a little longer :(

dafuq did i just read O.o

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I'm going to give beans to everyone but the OP.

Ha ha ha.

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Dude I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you guys to have some more beans

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Dude I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you guys to have some more beans

Suuure... That's why you had to post it three times. :thumbsup:

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Hmmm... Your bean to post ratio is pretty bad. Have some of mine.

Oh, I ran out.

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It's a harsh and beanless world for op..i hovered..but did i want to be the first in this thread, did i really ?

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away,

There lived a man, who often gave away,

All the beans he had, until he ran out,

Little did he know, they all found out,

He was just lonely and needed a friend,

Unfortunately for him, his beans were at an end.

-MONSTER

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