Quotes from a noob.

[roflcopter127@yahoo.com 168]

My friend recently picked up Dayz, and as many of you know, there is an extremely large learning curve in this game.

(At least for me there was!) And I never really fully realized how much of a noob I was at the beginning until now, after I heard

some things my friend had to say about Dayz. Here are some exact quotes via Txt message that I will share with you!

Friend: Hey! I just bought Dayz! Get on and show me the ropes!

Me: Yea no problamo! And you bought Dayz? It's free haha.

Friend: Well, I bought that Arma game, but it's pretty much just buying Dayz haha.

Me: The Forums wouldn't like you.

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Friend: So how do I get in my bag?

Friend: Wait so explain the bag thing again.

Friend: I still don't get this whole inventory thing.

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Friend: This zombie chased me down for like 20 minutes, how do I lose zombies?

Me: Kill or lose em, they chase you till you drop!

Friend: How do I lose them? They just keep chasing.

Me: Run through buildings or vault fences.

Friend: I run through building and they just fuck me in the ass!

Me: You're doing it wrong!

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Friend: I found an axe.

Me: Nice!

Friend: But I just died.

Me: How?

Friend: Idk I was just running and I flew up in the air.

Me: How many people are on that server?

Friend: Like 56 of 70.

Me: Hmmm...

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Friend: If I've learned anything, it's that I better keep a gun on me before the apocolypse happens, because apparently finding a weapon is fucking impossible.

Me: It's really not. It's easy, if you wanna find lions, you need to go to where the lions live, you can't find an Assault Rifle in a civilian house bro.

Friend: Apparently they've never seen my house!

[joffreybaratheon (DayZ) 5]

*Crickets chirping*

[Post Hoc 30]

:huh:

[McLovinCR 29]

ba dum tss*

[adamtheheretic 106]

Okay

[welch 11]

Fish, fuck off. All you're doing is posting one word replies on threads, because I'm guessing you're one of those douche-fags who think your post count matters?