Need help? PM me.

[Inception. 9443]

For the next few hours-days [depending on how this goes] I am lending myself to help those in need. It's kind of like the medics who go around, except a tad bit different.

If you need food, water, morphine, bandages, a blood transfusion...pretty much anything aside from weapons [although I can do ammo for most firearms], send me a message. I will ride up to you on a bicycle and depending on certain circumstances, I shall help you.

I can and WILL only do this on US servers. Anything else is out of the question, especially Australian servers due to mass hacking.

I'll even give you the vehicle that I arrive on if I like you and you want it.

IF I DO get some PM's requesting assistance, those who are closer to Zelenogorsk/Kamenka/Balota/Komoravo shall be prioritised, as I am currently in Kamenka/Komoravo. So on, so forth.

It is up to you to decide whether or not this is "a trap". I can give you my word that I will not shoot you, but that's up to your decision.

What I will not accept is players trying to kill me. Believe me, that'll be the worst decision you've made all day.

The "helping" will be be conducted mostly on low pop US servers. Most of the time I'll choose the server, if it fits.

I am a one man army.

So, PM me if you need anything!

EDIT: Considering I am one man on one bicycle, you'll have to be patient.

Further details shall be given if one wishes to PM me.

Edited August 30, 2012 by Inception.

[sturmwaffles 38]

We are one in the same. WE ARE THE SAME.

[Inception. 9443]

We are one in the same. WE ARE THE SAME.

[salutes]

[sturmwaffles 38]

*salute*

Try to invite people for a chat, they trust a lot more. I think chatting a bit prior stops them for feeling so defensive, and less likelihood of ambush. Try to keep yourself safe, sometimes the world is harsh but the light must stay on.

[Inception. 9443]

*salute*

Try to invite people for a chat, they trust a lot more. I think chatting a bit prior stops them for feeling so defensive, and less likelihood of ambush. Try to keep yourself safe, sometimes the world is harsh but the light must stay on.

I'm always safe. You cannot kill what you cannot see.

[sturmwaffles 38]

Ghillie medic?

[dandgrott 2]

[Inception. 9443]

Ghillie medic?

Yes.

[sturmwaffles 38]

I usually do, but I have fallen in love with the hero skin.

[Inception. 9443]

I usually do, but I have fallen in love with the hero skin.

I'm on -7k humanity, lol.

[sturmwaffles 38]

Hoping for the skin though? ^^

[Inception. 9443]

Hoping for the skin though? ^^

Yeah, I'll see.