My ten minute adventure in DayZ

[chris p. bacon 182]

I start out by logging in to my regular server. I go to where I hid my truck and see that it is not there. Thinking it was stolen but unsure, I head to the spawnpoint of the truck, and sure enough, the save vehicle didn't work. The truck is now in disrepair again. I go to check if there is any of my gear inside of it and aim to shoot a zombie in my path when I discover that I have no ammo. Checking my inventory, all of my items disappeared besides my primary, secondary and backpack. I run inside of one of the industrial shack structures to pull my second primary out of my backpack when a zombie hits me through the wall. I begin to bleed. Having no bandages, I start killing zombies wildly with the FN FAL. By the time I find a bandage on one of the bodies, my bleeding has stopped at around 1,500 blood. I harvest wood and see if I can find any animals with the thermal scope on my L86 (since my vision has degraded so much from blood loss). At last I find a goat in the distance when a hacker teleports the entire server to some island where I am promptly shot.

ALPHA

ALPHA

ALPHA

[puppetworx 474]

At least you didn't find any Mountain Dew.

[clockwork57 2]

See you in the Standalone :)

[Gabe Newell 45]

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

ALPHAAAAAAAAA!

Here's a fun fact. The hacker problem has nothing to do with the mod being in alpha-stage.

It's the loopholes in the ARMA 2 engine and incompetence of BattleEye.