Battleye... Oooops?

[lookin4pain 2]

what's up with the oops message about banning everyone along with half of the other issues they have every week?

maybe time to find a new security company? unless these are children you are paying with cookies, I can understand since there is no profit in the game yet... but I'm sure there's gotta be a start-up company out there that can do better than oooops, sorry for banning everyone!

[Ped 80]

They didn't ban anyone.

[magicool 115]

They didn't ban anyone.

actually hey did a lot of false banning

[venthos 605]

Yet another thread on this?

Please do not miss the heavy sarcasm, but your thread is both new and exciting. Do you have a newsletter that I could subscribe to?

The level of self-entitlement is palpable.

[lookin4pain 2]

Yet another thread on this?

Please do not miss the heavy sarcasm, but your thread is both new and exciting. Do you have a newsletter that I could subscribe to?

The level of self-entitlement is palpable.

venthos sir, you deserve a cookie for I do not live on the forums now you can attack my searching techniques, spelling and grammer you awesome nazi you

want my beans?

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

maybe time to find a new security company? unless these are children you are paying with cookies, I can understand since there is no profit in the game yet... but I'm sure there's gotta be a start-up company out there that can do better than oooops, sorry for banning everyone!

Herp derp, thinking that Rocket and the DayZ team has any word over what anti-cheat system their mod uses.

Edited August 23, 2012 by Dancing.Russian.Man

[roccoc@gmail.com 11]

GUYS ITS NOT A GAME ITS AN ALPHA!!

or how about...

BATTLEYE WASNT DEVELOPED FOR CATCHING THESE KINDS OF HACKERS YOU DUMB NOOB GO BACK TO PLAYING COD!

or maybe....

THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD ON THIS WHY DONT YOU STUDY THESE FORUMS 24 / 7 GOSH YOU MORON!!

or how about this nugget of retard-gold from user Ped:

IT NEVER HAPPENED, BATTLEEYE WORKS PERFECT WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT??

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

-snip-

While it is an alpha, that doesn't mean that it's not a game. Then again, it's a mod that's supposed to be an "anti-game" and an experiment.

And BattleEye was developed for this kind of stuff, actually. They're just really incompetent at it, and ARMA 2's engine being very trusting of its users doesn't really help.

[venthos 605]

...I do not live on the forums now you can attack my searching techniques...

Let's define what you'd need to qualify for that:

"Live on the Forums"

Be capable of checking the 1st page of thread titles on the forums. You know, that same page you've already loaded before you got all angry in the pants and clicked "New Topic" with that smug grin about BattlEye. Time requirement: 5-10 seconds before posting.

-and-

"Searching Techniques"

Be capable of horizontal and vertical eye movement on that same page to read the subject lines on that single page. Time requirement: Nothing additional beyond #1

I don't think those are hearty demands that require that you "live on the forums" and have advanced familiarity with boolean searches. But, your call. Your threads will continue to be marginalized and you will continue to be made fun of until you put in that 5-10 seconds of time before pressing "new topic". As long as you're cool with that, I'm cool with continuing to make fun of you. It's all good. *hugs* I still love you.

goodfellarocco, might I help you out with your post and make some adjustments:

[1] It's not a game, it's a modification. Therefore they are quite limited in what they can affect/change. It's also presently in the Alpha state of development so bugs are expected in *every* release. This doesn't relate to BattlEye, though.

[2] BattlEye is not perfect. They can and have been making progress. They've also had false positives, but the general progression has been positive in the last 30 days.

[3] There is already a thread about this. Yes, you are a moron for not taking 5-10 seconds to see the other threads on this on the front page of this very forum. Please don't be a moron in the future and spend a few seconds scanning the subject lines on the front page with your eyes. If not, that's cool, I or someone else will marginalize your thread by making fun of you for being lazy.

[4] Now with this one, you're correct goodfellarocco that Ped seems misinformed and is not aware of the recent large volume of false positive bans that occurred last night.

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BEHOLD, you two crazies, THE POWER OF LOGIC. *insert dramatic music* *lightning* *thunder*

[lookin4pain 2]

/cookie after your awesome thread

oh no, wait, /beans, my bad

congrats on you putting others down on the internet, you win. your constructive criticism is noted... glad you could turn a thread of something simple into a bashing op thread, much appreciated, dick

[venthos 605]

I see no beans on either of my replies :foldarms:

[sonicrainbrony 136]

And on the 8th day God said: Beans you shall receive.

[lookin4pain 2]

what? you didn't get them yet? must be lag on the forums... keep waiting

[Mastiff (DayZ) 42]

what? you didn't get them yet? must be lag on the forums... keep waiting

You have my beans for that

[venthos 605]

what's up with the lack of beans along with half of the other issues they have every week?

maybe time to find a new bean supplier? unless these are children you are paying with cooked meat, I can understand since there is no profit in the bean distribution yet... but I'm sure there's gotta be a start-up bean farmers out there that can do better than oooops, sorry for no beans everyone!

[lookin4pain 2]