I'm offering my services to any bandit who wants them.

[Oprah_T-Bagged_U 2]

Like stated above I will be offering my counseling services to any bandit who wants to talk about their need to kill other friendly players.

[Rudson (DayZ) 61]

like a shrink? O.o

[Oprah_T-Bagged_U 2]

like a shrink? O.o

I prefer the term setting peoples shit straight.

[Doodler 4]

I prefer the term setting peoples shit straight.

ok can i ask you to kill a guy named Senker . He is my enemy... Also he record his gameplay so i want him dead... you can see his videos, but you'll not understand his language (it's romanian)

http://www.youtube.com/user/senkerbest?feature=results_main here you go.. you can see that he die in last video... and some stuff.. (server name etc) .. Please kill me and say him in direct chat that Doodler asked you to do this shit :) Thanks... aslo if you can send me a short clipwhen you kill him... just wait when he will be at least normaly geared up :) Thx in advance.

[Oprah_T-Bagged_U 2]

ok can i ask you to kill a guy named Senker . He is my enemy... Also he record his gameplay so i want him dead... you can see his videos, but you'll not understand his language (it's romanian)

http://www.youtube.c...re=results_main here you go.. you can see that he die in last video... and some stuff.. (server name etc) .. Please kill me and say him in direct chat that Doodler asked you to do this shit :) Thanks... aslo if you can send me a short clipwhen you kill him... just wait when he will be at least normaly geared up :) Thx in advance.

Well lets TALK about this before we go out and blow a guys face in. What has he done to you and why do you want this specific guy dead. BTW what makes you think Oprah cannot speak Romanian.

Edited August 23, 2012 by Oprah_T-Bagged_U

[khalim 23]

ok can i ask you to kill a guy named Senker . He is my enemy... Also he record his gameplay so i want him dead... you can see his videos, but you'll not understand his language (it's romanian)

http://www.youtube.c...re=results_main here you go.. you can see that he die in last video... and some stuff.. (server name etc) .. Please kill me and say him in direct chat that Doodler asked you to do this shit :) Thanks... aslo if you can send me a short clipwhen you kill him... just wait when he will be at least normaly geared up :) Thx in advance.

I think you got therapist and hitman confused dude =)

[DroppinX 33]

Do your services include those of a horizontal nature?

[Oprah_T-Bagged_U 2]

Do your services include those of a horizontal nature?

We have no plans for that at this moment.