Inception. 9443 Posted August 23, 2012 I just hopped onto a Private Hive so I somewhat "Start over".I get a spawn near Balota and go and loot everything; pick up an AKM with one mag.I decide to head to Cherno for some supplies and ammo.Running through the woods, I stop and alt-tab to check the loot map.Now, I have the game windowed, so I can still hear ingame sounds whilst alt-tabbed.Seconds later, I hear bullets fly and the cracks past my head. Quickly going back in-game, I start doding the bullets, until...I realise he's a bad shot and using a G17.I laugh and stand still for a bit. He SHOOT MY LEGS, breaking them even though I was standing still. I load 9 AKM bullets into him and then he dies.I then lecture him on direct coms [i know he can still hear me] about how fucking stupid he is. "Suck my dick", I say out of delight.'Twas hilarious, as was his stupidity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SumoS 168 Posted August 23, 2012 You lecture him and tell him to suck your dick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 23, 2012 On 8/23/2012 at 11:17 AM, SumoS said: You lecture him and tell him to suck your dick...Yes, that is exactly what I did, oh-great captain obvious! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyratops 11 Posted August 23, 2012 9 AKM bullets seems a bit excessive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 23, 2012 On 8/23/2012 at 11:29 AM, Tyratops said: 9 AKM bullets seems a bit excessiveThere was some lag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haf - PheoniX 11 Posted August 23, 2012 On 8/23/2012 at 11:29 AM, Tyratops said: 9 AKM bullets seems a bit excessiveya i was thinking id use 10 or 11 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shuknight 2 Posted August 23, 2012 On 8/23/2012 at 11:00 AM, Inception. said: He SHOOT MY LEGS, breaking them even though I was standing still.Wow huge game breaking bug must fix now! Getting shot in the legs and breaking them?! WHILE STANDING STILL? What sorcery is this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lupin-III 44 Posted August 23, 2012 THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING STORY I'VE EVER READ! TELL IT AGAIN! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theweirdone 29 Posted August 23, 2012 This reminds me of the thread were a dude posted a video of him and his group with horrible aim were killing unarmed survivors. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonicrainbrony 136 Posted August 23, 2012 Such an amazing and touching tale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
