G17 vs AKM

[Inception. 9443]

I just hopped onto a Private Hive so I somewhat "Start over".

I get a spawn near Balota and go and loot everything; pick up an AKM with one mag.

I decide to head to Cherno for some supplies and ammo.

Running through the woods, I stop and alt-tab to check the loot map.

Now, I have the game windowed, so I can still hear ingame sounds whilst alt-tabbed.

Seconds later, I hear bullets fly and the cracks past my head. Quickly going back in-game, I start doding the bullets, until...

I realise he's a bad shot and using a G17.

I laugh and stand still for a bit. He SHOOT MY LEGS, breaking them even though I was standing still. I load 9 AKM bullets into him and then he dies.

I then lecture him on direct coms [i know he can still hear me] about how fucking stupid he is.

"Suck my dick", I say out of delight.

'Twas hilarious, as was his stupidity.

[SqTH 260]

[SumoS 168]

You lecture him and tell him to suck your dick...

[Inception. 9443]

You lecture him and tell him to suck your dick...

Yes, that is exactly what I did, oh-great captain obvious!

[Tyratops 11]

9 AKM bullets seems a bit excessive

[Inception. 9443]

9 AKM bullets seems a bit excessive

There was some lag.

[Haf - PheoniX 11]

9 AKM bullets seems a bit excessive

ya i was thinking id use 10 or 11

[shuknight 2]

He SHOOT MY LEGS, breaking them even though I was standing still.

Wow huge game breaking bug must fix now! Getting shot in the legs and breaking them?! WHILE STANDING STILL? What sorcery is this?

[Lupin-III 44]

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING STORY I'VE EVER READ! TELL IT AGAIN!

[Theweirdone 29]

This reminds me of the thread were a dude posted a video of him and his group with horrible aim were killing unarmed survivors.

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Such an amazing and touching tale.