TROLOLOLOLOLOL fuck you and your camp bitch.

[HamTheBacon 76]

Well i woke up this morning feeling so much better, last days have had a nasty flu and i was finally feeling better, so i got on dayz, that should make my mood better, well for once it did, because i logged on a server with 3 people on it, dont remember which but i spawned on the coast, forgot i died and kind of got angry but remember getting killed by hackers on 9 different servers over and over, anyway, after a little while i found gear, a nice gun and went north, a little above elektro i saw a car, an old hatchback, some yellow piece of shit, so i walked up to it having nothing to lose anyway, there was a guy in the back lol, but i took the car anyway, drove it and as i was driving away i head gunshots and saw people running to the road from dolbry hill, apperently all 3 of them were there for some odd reason, prolly had a camp up there i may check it out but who knows, anyway i stopped in the town north of elektro for a sec, tried talking over direct chat to the guy in the back, he had camo, and a nice gun on his back, when i hear a motor coming, of course they had more than one vehicle, it was a motorbike, both of them were on it, so i started driving away, as i was nearing some trees north they made a beeline towards me, just as i was about to hit a tree the guy in the back ejects, so i slowed down and turned, right between 2 trees making a nice spot to hide behind the car, i ran out and grabbed the unconcious guy and drug him behind the tree.

Over direct chat i yelled at them, that i had their friend hostage and i would execute him and hide his body if they didnt back away now and let me take the car, they started shooting, so i said once more, ill kill him, hide his body and get away with the car if they dont leave, so the one guy runs around the side, the other stands still, so i take some shots at the guy standing still, hit him 3 times before i turn and see the other guy aiming at me, i shot him in the head from a freak luck shot and he went down, 2 murders, and i look, the other guy is still unconcious and laying there, so i bandaged him up and waited, he came back, i told him if he moved or took out his gun or stood up id shoot, he asked me what i wanted and i told him to drop his gun and gear in the car grab his friends gear and put it in the car and i would let him leave with the motorbike, after putting his and his one buddies gear in the car, he turns around and aims at me with the M16A2 ACOG his friend had, one quick shot to the body and he was dead, silly fool, so i put everything they had in the car, that already had some nice gear and drove it north, now as i got north, i noticed 5 people with the clan tag [sAPH] and i was weary of going north in case i ran into them, also the 3 guys i killed were still on the server, with bitch final fantasy names, bunch of 9 year old fags, they even sounded like it, anyway so after going north, freak luck strike, the car ran out of gas, so i had to leave it in the forest where i wrote down the coords for later, and started running, in between NW and stary was a camp, 7 tents beside a small shack in the woods, and all 5 of those guys were there, nametags ftw!, so i popped out my grenade and tossed it, 0 murders, 3 Bandit Kills, and 1 wasnt even hit the other unconcious, didnt know which but didnt rist giving away my position to the 5th who buggered off into the trees, sadly i destroyed 2 of the tents, oh well, the last guy peeked out which got him killed, i waited and the last guy got concious again, executed him with my Revolver like a baws.

Checked their tents, they had 10 Satchel charges, about 50 spare tents (totally legit right?) 6 M4A1 Holo SD with about 20 clips, those arnt even in Dayz, anyway clan [sAPH] is into some hardcore duping, anyway after taking their 3 grenades and hiding all bodies, taking a large coyote, an M14 AIM, a DMR 4 clips, a Mk. 48 with 2 belts, 1 out of about 20 cooked meat, 1 water bottle out of about 12, 2 GPS, 2 NVG, and 2 Rangefinders, one on me and one in my bag, i headed out now equiped with everything less a ghillie.

Also i used 2 of those grenades to break all their tents, i still have 1 and a smoke i stole!, so suck it exploiter clan SAPH, your just damn lucky my computer cant record or i would grab you by the balls and throw you to the admins.

[designidea 0]

Well i woke up this morning feeling so much better, last days have had a nasty flu and i was finally feeling better, so i got on dayz, that should make my mood better, well for once it did, because i logged on a server with 3 people on it, dont remember which but i spawned on the coast, forgot i died and kind of got angry but remember getting killed by hackers on 9 different servers over and over, anyway, after a little while i found gear, a nice gun and went north, a little above elektro i saw a car, an old hatchback, some yellow piece of shit, so i walked up to it having nothing to lose anyway, there was a guy in the back lol, but i took the car anyway, drove it and as i was driving away i head gunshots and saw people running to the road from dolbry hill, apperently all 3 of them were there for some odd reason, prolly had a camp up there i may check it out but who knows, anyway i stopped in the town north of elektro for a sec, tried talking over direct chat to the guy in the back, he had camo, and a nice gun on his back, when i hear a motor coming, of course they had more than one vehicle, it was a motorbike, both of them were on it, so i started driving away, as i was nearing some trees north they made a beeline towards me, just as i was about to hit a tree the guy in the back ejects, so i slowed down and turned, right between 2 trees making a nice spot to hide behind the car, i ran out and grabbed the unconcious guy and drug him behind the tree.

Over direct chat i yelled at them, that i had their friend hostage and i would execute him and hide his body if they didnt back away now and let me take the car, they started shooting, so i said once more, ill kill him, hide his body and get away with the car if they dont leave, so the one guy runs around the side, the other stands still, so i take some shots at the guy standing still, hit him 3 times before i turn and see the other guy aiming at me, i shot him in the head from a freak luck shot and he went down, 2 murders, and i look, the other guy is still unconcious and laying there, so i bandaged him up and waited, he came back, i told him if he moved or took out his gun or stood up id shoot, he asked me what i wanted and i told him to drop his gun and gear in the car grab his friends gear and put it in the car and i would let him leave with the motorbike, after putting his and his one buddies gear in the car, he turns around and aims at me with the M16A2 ACOG his friend had, one quick shot to the body and he was dead, silly fool, so i put everything they had in the car, that already had some nice gear and drove it north, now as i got north, i noticed 5 people with the clan tag [sAPH] and i was weary of going north in case i ran into them, also the 3 guys i killed were still on the server, with bitch final fantasy names, bunch of 9 year old fags, they even sounded like it, anyway so after going north, freak luck strike, the car ran out of gas, so i had to leave it in the forest where i wrote down the coords for later, and started running, in between NW and stary was a camp, 7 tents beside a small shack in the woods, and all 5 of those guys were there, nametags ftw!, so i popped out my grenade and tossed it, 0 murders, 3 Bandit Kills, and 1 wasnt even hit the other unconcious, didnt know which but didnt rist giving away my position to the 5th who buggered off into the trees, sadly i destroyed 2 of the tents, oh well, the last guy peeked out which got him killed, i waited and the last guy got concious again, executed him with my Revolver like a baws.

Checked their tents, they had 10 Satchel charges, about 50 spare tents (totally legit right?) 6 M4A1 Holo SD with about 20 clips, those arnt even in Dayz, anyway clan [sAPH] is into some hardcore duping, anyway after taking their 3 grenades and hiding all bodies, taking a large coyote, an M14 AIM, a DMR 4 clips, a Mk. 48 with 2 belts, 1 out of about 20 cooked meat, 1 water bottle out of about 12, 2 GPS, 2 NVG, and 2 Rangefinders, one on me and one in my bag, i headed out now equiped with everything less a ghillie.

Also i used 2 of those grenades to break all their tents, i still have 1 and a smoke i stole!, so suck it exploiter clan SAPH, your just damn lucky my computer cant record or i would grab you by the balls and throw you to the admins.

Nice find, but are you allowed to pick up duped items?

[lun4tic 8]

I like stories like these.

[red_orchestra@msn.com 112]

The great wall of text

[slartibartfast (DayZ) 77]

Unfortunately on the very next server reset ALL of their tents and gear would have been restored.

Look at your 'recent' tab in commander and tell us the derver.

Also, for future reference. You can delete everything in the tent by putting something back in and saving it. Next reset the only thing left is your empty can.

Apparently.....

[hatesauce 99]

The great wall of text

it was though, Actually cool.

[HamTheBacon 76]

Oh yea server US 2533 Dallas, the coords were like 080 060 or something like that, and right as i logged into a new server, i died because i logged in on top of barbed wire in stary, damned barbed wire greifers.

[SteveMac555 37]

You complained and called them 'dupers' but took the hackers items? lol.

Damn I never get that lucky in DayZ, everybody sees me before I see them and bang...

Edited August 22, 2012 by SteveM

[slartibartfast (DayZ) 77]

Good man HamTheBacon.

I hate dupers, I can feel a mass delete coming on.

[SeNoZinD 19]

the m4a1 sd is in the game......

[ward 8]

it's actually hard to not dupe tents when placing them

Edited August 23, 2012 by .Warden

[SuperCalleh 26]

Lern 2 paragraph.

Also commas, holy shit, you use them, like, every, few, words.

[Aeoneth 163]

the m4a1 sd is in the game......

M4A1 CCO SD is.

M4A1 Holo SD is not AFAIK.

[DubPlate 38]

Awesome story man! What a game/mod that you can have stuff like this happen :)

[HamTheBacon 76]

I use commas alot because thats pretty much how i speak, im not completely like william shatner but im getting there.

Also yea i did take the but i didnt even get to use it, because i stumbled upon a single tent, thought it was a trap tent beause it was visible from every angle, turns out it wasnt, it had a M14 AIM, a DMR and a Mk. 48, so i dropped the Holo on the ground a bit away from the tent, took all 3, took 4 DMR clips and 2 belts, and left everything else, went along my merry way.

[Horrible_Sniper 11]

I use commas alot because thats pretty much how i speak, im not completely like william shatner but im getting there.

Also yea i did take the but i didnt even get to use it, because i stumbled upon a single tent, thought it was a trap tent beause it was visible from every angle, turns out it wasnt, it had a M14 AIM, a DMR and a Mk. 48, so i dropped the Holo on the ground a bit away from the tent, took all 3, took 4 DMR clips and 2 belts, and left everything else, went along my merry way.

Any chance you can put some periods in your OP... I want to read it but I can't, it's horrible grammatically.

[PoisonedAl 128]

I have dyslexia and I often worry about how I type and construct my words. Then I see the level of grammar in this place and then I feel better about myself.

[HamTheBacon 76]

Hey this is the internet there is no place for grammar here! just read it damnit, if you arnt new to the internet then you should be able to manage

[Lysander_of_Sparta 43]

Hey this is the internet there is no place for grammar here! just read it damnit, if you arnt new to the internet then you should be able to manage

Well, you know if people don't even use basic grammar you can't even understand what they're saying. It's like reading old English.

"Tis a merry day to play s'more DayZ, don't you think, old chap?"z

[chris p. bacon 182]

This is the longest run on sentence I have ever read

[number3feeder 1]

guise i destroyed a duper camp, im such a troll guise trolololol lemon key face

[HamTheBacon 76]

Hey now, i used about 4 periods in there, dont be hatin on me >.<

[IsActuallyDolan 8]

"i", "hatin" *lack of full stop at end of sentence*.

Why bother?

[Kar98 27]

Good story, terrible title

[Scott Pilgrim 65]

Amazing. Nice job man!

EDIT: Also, awesome title.

Edited August 23, 2012 by Scott Pilgrim