Most embarrassing death I've had, share yours too, please =D.

[belzibhaal 21]

Logged onto my home server at Stary, saw a heli flying around. Pumped a couple of M107 rounds from my AS50 into the tail rotor. Then it crashed on top of my head. At least I spawned in Prig.

[YZ250 248]

With a bunch of our Group in a BUS, I think I got complacent, last one out. Got 1 in to him

[DemonGroover 8836]

I was on Lingor and was pretty low on blood after a heavy gunfight in a Calamar schoolhouse. I was fainting every couple of minutes or so. Close to death i thought "F**k it" so made my way to the nearby barracks, AKM and plenty of ammo in hand. I heard lots of distant gunfire but with my carefree attitude i chose to ignore it. Close to the barracks i aggroed a few zombies so i sprinted for a nearby warehouse, zombie train in tow.

I decided that this would be my last stand and so proceeded to headshot as many Zeds as i could. The stream of Zeds became endless as my ammo slowly began to run out. Suddenly an explosion sounded outside the warehouse, directly behind me, and then a squeaky voice filled my headphones. "You in the shed..come out with your weapon lowered or i will kill you!"

Now this kid sounded no more than 10 years old so there was no way i was going to surrender, my pride was at stake.

"I'll come out when your balls drop!" was my witty reply. Silence followed and the zeds continued to pour into the warehouse unabated. I continued my killing spree for a few minutes until a figure suddenly appeared in the doorway. "Fuck you Grandad!" my Squeaky Ball-less friend hollered, peppering bullets all around me. I stood, transfixed and amused as i realised he had missed me with every shot, except for hitting a few zeds.

And then i fainted. Not even Squeaky could miss that shot. And he didnt.

His high pitched squeals of delight were the last thing i heard.

:facepalm:

Edited December 4, 2012 by DemonGroover

[alphamat 116]

Oh gawd.. what a tragic death Demon ^^

My most embarassing death is very simple.. I was proning on the egde of a roof (apartment in cherno) when I pressed the wrong key and rolled to my death -.-"

edit: PS: I was with a friend on skype and he pissed his pants of laughter, made it even worse haha :D

Edited December 4, 2012 by Matman

[WelshWizard 8]

Found a tractor near Polana with my ghillied day 50 character with whom I had the first and last l85 thermal I will ever know. I haven't had that much experience with vehicles as I play on publics where most are

hoarded and hidden.

Proceeded to drive west towards Stary in the hope of bagging a DMR at a crash site. I already had an m107 but I wanted a rifle that would work with my NVGs and that I didn't have to worry about ammo with.

As I approached Novy, I decided to hide my tractor in some trees so as not to announce my presence to anyone within 2kms of Stary.

So I drove a little into the forest to the east of Novy and parked the tractor between two pine trees. As I stepped out of the tractor my legs broke, I began bleeding and fell unconscious. The tractor was crushing me against a tree. When I finally regained conciousness, I died instantly.

I facepalmed, gritted my teeth and held in the inhuman roar that was building in my chest and told myself it wasn't that bad: I'd respawn and re-gather my kit from my body.

I spawned in Kamenka. The suppressed roar intensified. I finally found may way back up to the fateful tractor and murderous trees to find nothing but the mocking buzzing of flies. My body had dissapeared.

My neighbours moved out the following weekend, and my throat has not yet recovered from those particular obscenities...

[Brack (DayZ) 22]

I had just picked up my friend in my brand new UAZ. so, we decided to go to NWAF. i drived pretty fast, and hitted a wreck... i was like "oh man were okay!" then the car blew up.... and i had L85, DMR, my friend had M4A3 CCO, and somethin. And the car was full of weapons: FN FAL, FN FAL night vision optics, M16A2 M203..... etc. I actaully never found out where we died, at what city, so we didnt try to get back to our bodies... we just started again.

[Axon0p62 11]

One time i glitched out of the firestationtower, landing on the rooftop unconscious with broken legs and bleeding. Was near to death when i managed to to bandage myself. Died while crawling on the ground eaten by a zombie, who aggroed while i was passed out an on the way to the hospital.

Geen Mountain, opend the maingate(the rigth one wen you look from outside), got slamed into the fence, broke my legs and leves me unconscious with Zombies eating me to death.

Wanted to throw a Flare from a building, NEVER try to throw one while moving! ran off the roof throwing the flare while in the air and died instanly cause of the higth.

Where two people, with really good gear, whanted to get some med supplies from cherno hospital (that one next to the 4 red houses on the north) finding an guy there. After he conformed that hes is friendly and me, giving him a bloodbag, my friend moved in from his position to get me fixed. The bastard shoot us both while my friend gave me a bloodtransfusion. Still shocks me how easy people are lying you in the face(like moral dont counts for some people in the faceless web), take your help and than try to kill you for no reason.

Was finished looting in elektro runnig towards the hills one zombie behind me. As i stepped over a small fence, the Z hitting me and i passed out, thougth "ok you are on full blood you will survive this". Wrong, passed outquiet long, as i gain Consciousness again my leg where boke and i was about to bleeding out. Got nothing left to do than kill this zombie and all that migth follow. But only get after that one, two more befor dying, rushed by a horde of 7 or so.