TheMachine 803 Posted August 20, 2012 So I accidentally pressed 'female' as gender when I was loading in.'Ok', I thought, that's fine, I'll be a slightly smaller player model to aim at.Little did I know people playing DayZ are sick wacko ass maniacs (actually, I knew that).I'm in the cherno supermarket trying to get some basic shit, some guy comes in with a lee enfield and says 'hey sexy thing'.I wasn't on my usual computer I couldn't talk to him, so for all he knows I'm really a girl.Then it gets WEIRD.He starts asking me questions, are you a girl? Ever kissed a girl before?Then he demands I 'cyber sex' him on direct chat.'Tell me I'm in charge you slutty little fuck toy' he says.Now, I'm going along with this because I really want to see what the conclusion is here.'You're in charge, big boy ;)' I type.After a few more minutes of lewd, sexual remarks(that I don't respond to) he makes a noise over direct chat, 'fiiiiiichaa!', then he sort of pants like a dog?I'm pretty sure he pulled one out.Then he says, 'Well, I'm done with you, fucking skank' and shoots me in the head.Did I just get cyber raped on DayZ? 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KArowd 40 Posted August 20, 2012 You should send this to playboy and see if they put it in the back of the magazines in the story section. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndlessNight 103 Posted August 20, 2012 Yes, you did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slide885 59 Posted August 20, 2012 I'm going to try very hard over the next week to erase this from my mind. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obscura (DayZ) 33 Posted August 20, 2012 So I accidentally pressed 'female' as gender when I was loading in.'Ok', I thought, that's fine, I'll be a slightly smaller player model to aim at.Little did I know people playing DayZ are sick wacko ass maniacs (actually, I knew that).I'm in the cherno supermarket trying to get some basic shit, some guy comes in with a lee enfield and says 'hey sexy thing'.I wasn't on my usual computer I couldn't talk to him, so for all he knows I'm really a girl.Then it gets WEIRD.He starts asking me questions, are you a girl? Ever kissed a girl before?Then he demands I 'cyber sex' him on direct chat.'Tell me I'm in charge you slutty little fuck toy' he says.Now, I'm going along with this because I really want to see what the conclusion is here.'You're in charge, big boy ;)' I type.After a few more minutes of lewd, sexual remarks(that I don't respond to) he makes a noise over direct chat, 'fiiiiiichaa!', then he sort of pants like a dog?I'm pretty sure he pulled one out.Then he says, 'Well, I'm done with you, fucking skank' and shoots me in the head.Did I just get cyber raped on DayZ?I don't know if you know, but Dayz is a breeding ground/training camp for pyschos 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jblackrupert 308 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) Keep going, this is making me hawt@KArowdI think you mean Penthouse.I have so many of those that the producers from A&E's Hoarders TV show called me up for a possible episode. Edited August 20, 2012 by jblackrupert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regicide 111 Posted August 20, 2012 I'm going to try very hard over the next week to erase this from my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathcall 101 Posted August 20, 2012 You think this is bad?Try visiting the Inn in Goldshire (WoW)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted August 20, 2012 would have been headshot at ..' hey sexy thing'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chris p. bacon 182 Posted August 20, 2012 DayZ never stops surprising me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youjellyman 14 Posted August 20, 2012 Should have gave him beans, bitches love beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Diealot 46 Posted August 20, 2012 Hmm, first I lol'd. A tiny bit. Then I got a little queasy. (but that could be just the beer) Then I thought; maybe, if and when we get the radios/longrange-comms in the game, the first thing we should do is set up a therapy hotline..? I imagine there'd be a whole lotta beans in that buisness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obscura (DayZ) 33 Posted August 20, 2012 You think this is bad?Try visiting the Inn in Goldshire (WoW)...LOL this, RP servers are full of fucking perverts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Pilgrim 65 Posted August 20, 2012 [speechless]Wow...I don't even...What...Really...What a...[speechless/] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VVired 27 Posted August 20, 2012 Little did I know people playing DayZ are sick wacko ass maniacs (actually, I knew that).Y'mean like you and your PVP addiction? Sucks I can't find that thread anymore, was an entertaining read. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonehead3535 105 Posted August 20, 2012 did you lose your virginity? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazbake 456 Posted August 20, 2012 Calculate how long it took between you accidentally clicking female and that happening to you. Now imagine how long it takes for every woman who plays DayZ. Every single one every single time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travis31 2 Posted August 20, 2012 I am sometimes amazed what anonymity and fake gender choosing will allow to happen. Oh Internet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb (DayZ) 121 Posted August 20, 2012 this is why dayz is good 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFK 102 Posted August 20, 2012 Neckbeards raping neckbeards, oh noes!Seriously, unless proven otherwise, every "girl" you meet in online gaming is a G.I.R.L. (Guy In Real Life). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shokakhan 4 Posted August 20, 2012 Can't stop, won't stop. Too hawt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefreaking2 0 Posted August 20, 2012 You should have killed him after the "fiiiiicha" part, his reaction would be priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted August 20, 2012 Haha, I don't care if this is real or not, have my sardines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ptk (DayZ) 178 Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) you should have told him to go to the forums first and look at your avatar, at least that way you could have died a virgin... ;) Edited August 20, 2012 by ptk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apperal 1 Posted August 20, 2012 You sir, got cyber raped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
