ChaoticBananna 3 Posted August 16, 2012 Use this to share ways to avoid and best bandits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AllYoYens 34 Posted August 16, 2012 Go prone in a forest. Log off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) Coming from what i'd call a pretty successful bandit in tight clothing:Rule#1: Don't be a dumbass.You see a tent in the middle of Cherno? It doesn't have loot.You think players are around? Don't run out in the open.Rule#2: You are NEVER safe.NEVER assume that you are safe, no matter the time or place. Otherwise, you're gonna get shot in the face.Rule#3: Fire at the best moment.You spot yourself a bandit. Don't be an idiot and instantly fire on him if he can't see you. Wait a few minutes and see if he has friends.Rule#4: Tired of being the prey? Become the predator.If you want to survive bandits, you must think as a bandit. Where are the high-traffic areas? Avoid them. Where would a bandit hide? Shove a grenade up their ass.-this message brought to you by the Mountain Dew and Bean gods. They don't want you, just your shit, and if you defy them, you're gonna have a bad time.--ironic that you post this in the bandit campfire...- Edited August 16, 2012 by Hydra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChaoticBananna 3 Posted August 16, 2012 If you read at the top of the Bandit Campfire, it says "and how to avoid them" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broguenz 333 Posted August 16, 2012 Shoot when shot at. A dead bandits easier to avoid.or run away like a girlor give them infected to worry about as well and enjoy your suicidal run towards them.All three work for me less often than I need them too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Minamo 114 Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) Don't go near Novy or Stary Sober,Don't go near towns where you can see zombies around 200 meters away from the town,Don't go to the airfield.Don't EVER enter Electro or ChernoAvoid open fields,Don't go for tents and obviours vechicles Edited August 16, 2012 by Minamo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChaoticBananna 3 Posted August 16, 2012 Okay now I know what not to do as a bandit mwahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Circ (DayZ) 1 Posted August 16, 2012 So in short stay away for any military spawns? Yea that sounds like fun...Don't get attached to your gear, you will die along 95% of other people who play.Good luck and if you find your self with good gear stand in the middle of Cherno saluting. You should be fine... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kieran.thorpe88@gmail.com 12 Posted August 16, 2012 just wait on the hills overlooking elektro for free loots, hang around up the back wait for the sad mofo with his as50 to arrive and makarov the shit out the back of his head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zantiago 119 Posted August 16, 2012 I find this post rather funny.Just tell me when to pitch in.-Zan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkPunk 159 Posted August 16, 2012 Stand in the middle of cherno with your best gun equipped, staring at the sky, singing misfits songs over direct communication. you'll avoid em every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites