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Beating Bandits

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Coming from what i'd call a pretty successful bandit in tight clothing:

Rule#1: Don't be a dumbass.

You see a tent in the middle of Cherno? It doesn't have loot.

You think players are around? Don't run out in the open.

Rule#2: You are NEVER safe.

NEVER assume that you are safe, no matter the time or place. Otherwise, you're gonna get shot in the face.

Rule#3: Fire at the best moment.

You spot yourself a bandit. Don't be an idiot and instantly fire on him if he can't see you. Wait a few minutes and see if he has friends.

Rule#4: Tired of being the prey? Become the predator.

If you want to survive bandits, you must think as a bandit. Where are the high-traffic areas? Avoid them. Where would a bandit hide? Shove a grenade up their ass.

-this message brought to you by the Mountain Dew and Bean gods. They don't want you, just your shit, and if you defy them, you're gonna have a bad time.-

-ironic that you post this in the bandit campfire...-

Edited by Hydra

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Shoot when shot at. A dead bandits easier to avoid.

or run away like a girl

or give them infected to worry about as well and enjoy your suicidal run towards them.

All three work for me less often than I need them too.

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  1. Don't go near Novy or Stary Sober,
  2. Don't go near towns where you can see zombies around 200 meters away from the town,
  3. Don't go to the airfield.
  4. Don't EVER enter Electro or Cherno

Avoid open fields,

Don't go for tents and obviours vechicles

Edited by Minamo

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So in short stay away for any military spawns? Yea that sounds like fun...

Don't get attached to your gear, you will die along 95% of other people who play.

Good luck and if you find your self with good gear stand in the middle of Cherno saluting. You should be fine...

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I find this post rather funny.

Just tell me when to pitch in.

-Zan

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Stand in the middle of cherno with your best gun equipped, staring at the sky, singing misfits songs over direct communication. you'll avoid em every time.

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