Assassin9709 9 Posted August 16, 2012 Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minute just stay with meI'll tell you how i became the king of DayZIn west Chernogork, born and raisedby the firehouse where i spent most of my dayschillin out, maxing, relaxing, shootin some zeds outside of the storeWhen a couple bandits, they were up to no good,started makin trouble in my neighborhoodgot in a little gun fight my group got scaredand said 'bro were movin with the clan back up to the airfield"I shot at a jeep and it when it came nearTwo ghillies in the front and a couple noobies in the rearIF anything i could say this shit was rare, but i shot emm all out,yo bro the airfield!I, pulled, up to the field around 7 or 8 and i yelled to my bros "Hey, cya later'Looked at my kingdom, This was finally mePerched up in the forest, the king of DayZ 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostPressure 28 Posted August 16, 2012 That's lame as fuck. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stompopolos 23 Posted August 16, 2012 That's lame as fuck.Constructive criticism at it's finest. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattdbx@yahoo.com 180 Posted August 16, 2012 I see what you tried to do there...but this was pretty ... no. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timmed (DayZ) 0 Posted August 16, 2012 Nice story man :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoFFS 3 Posted August 16, 2012 So much possibility, but some pretty horrible parts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LGN Severant 7 Posted August 16, 2012 Close, but no cigar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assassin9709 9 Posted August 18, 2012 it took me 4 minutes while jacked up on mtn dew, no shit its terrible :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thebulldog 8 Posted August 18, 2012 Appreciated the effort all the same.Cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeyfrance@hotmail.co.uk 22 Posted August 19, 2012 Appreciated the effort all the same.CheersDon't lie.... You couldn't give a fuck could you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattdbx@yahoo.com 180 Posted August 19, 2012 it took me 4 minutes while jacked up on mtn dew, no shit its terrible :DAt least own up to it when you post garbage you thought people would find funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
