Stompopolos

That would be great! Would save me the scavenging and let me get straight to the helping.

Hey guys, dirty backstabbing traitorous cowardly insensitive selfish scumbag bandit here. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/79111-remember-no-whitelists/ Nothing to worry about of course, but something about realising this is who I am associated with has made me want to change. So, seeing as how the difference between bandit and survivor these days seems to be shoot on sight or don't, I decided if I really wanted to join the good side I'd come here. Believe me or not (I deserve as much mistrust as you can throw at me really), I realised that the reason I haven't played in a month is that I'm tired of searching bodies being the only contact I have with other Wastelanders. I'm going to be scavenging for medical supplies, if anyone needs help I'll contact them, and it's their choice whether to trust me or not. Let's see if I can't help some people.

*facedesk*

Constructive criticism at it's finest.

Awesome story! Kudos for not D/Cing like a bitch, wish my friends played DayZ.

I was promised candy. WHERE THE BUCK IS MY CANDY!?

Every time I see it on a restaurant menu it's an insta-buy. Shit's like a beige slice of heaven.

So when I kill for beans I get a delicious Mediterranean pastry instead? Awesome!

Oh come one, you write a dumb reply in response to our 'dump replies', and don't even have the courtesy to write it intelligently like the rest most of us?

What, you want me to play one of the wonderful and creative games created using MLP locations and characters, such as Story of the Blanks? Oh wait, I am!

I'm in the bandit forums, I kill, ruining someone else's fun in the process. However, I kill for my own in-game survival, not because I don't like the fact that a group of people with a mutual interest want to meet up and, you know, actually see someone in the game without having to shoot or be shot.

That's nice. Really, it is. Have fun... ruining other people's fun, I guess.

I reckon he likes it rough. Love and tolerate everyone ;)

Wow. Just got TP'd to a rooftop in Cherno and killed in a massive explosion, losing the SVD and much more. Bucking hackers.

Lucky bastards. Lowest I've ever gotten is 90 on a good-pop NZ server, I average at about 350-400.