King of DayZ

[Assassin9709 9]

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just stay with me

I'll tell you how i became the king of DayZ

In west Chernogork, born and raised

by the firehouse where i spent most of my days

chillin out, maxing, relaxing, shootin some zeds outside of the store

When a couple bandits, they were up to no good,

started makin trouble in my neighborhood

got in a little gun fight my group got scared

and said 'bro were movin with the clan back up to the airfield"

I shot at a jeep and it when it came near

Two ghillies in the front and a couple noobies in the rear

IF anything i could say this shit was rare, but i shot emm all out,

yo bro the airfield!

I, pulled, up to the field around 7 or 8 and i yelled to my bros "Hey, cya later'

Looked at my kingdom, This was finally me

Perched up in the forest, the king of DayZ

[GhostPressure 28]

That's lame as fuck.

[Stompopolos 23]

That's lame as fuck.

Constructive criticism at it's finest.

[[email protected] 180]

I see what you tried to do there...but this was pretty ... no.

[Timmed (DayZ) 0]

Nice story man :D

[PsychoFFS 3]

So much possibility, but some pretty horrible parts

[Selfmadeee 8]

[LGN Severant 7]

Close, but no cigar.

[Assassin9709 9]

it took me 4 minutes while jacked up on mtn dew, no shit its terrible :D

[thebulldog 8]

Appreciated the effort all the same.

Cheers

[[email protected] 22]

Appreciated the effort all the same.

Cheers

Don't lie.... You couldn't give a fuck could you?

[[email protected] 180]

it took me 4 minutes while jacked up on mtn dew, no shit its terrible :D

At least own up to it when you post garbage you thought people would find funny.