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BunnyShade

The Murder of Sweet Baby Bejesus

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Tonight on US256 Me and my bubba Bobby John, were running through the devils city of cherno me carring my swweeeet baby bejesus warm and safe in my womb, when outta no where saten worshippers shot at me and Bubba Ray and nocked us unconsiones!!! And while i cried "PLEASE DONT TAKE THE LIFE OF THE NEW BABY LORD BEJESUS, DoNT TAKE HIS CHANCE TO FEEL THE SWEET BERRY JUICE TRICKLING DOWN HIS SWEET BABY LIPS WHEN HE TAKES THE FIRST BITE OF THAT GRANNY SMITH APPLE!!!" And tho i pleaded, please dont kill baby bejesus those evil northern yankees shot down my bubba billy bob bubba ray down, and they shot him dead!! IN COLD BLOOD!!! AND I CRIED PLEASE DONT KILL MY BABY BEJESUS YOU ALREADY KILLED MY JOHNNY RAY! And do you know what those hatful devil yankkees did?? They killed me, and my sweeeeet baby bejesus. i hope u burn in hell......

AND THEN WHEN I WAS BORN AGAIN I WAS TELE PORTED INTO THE AIR WITH THE SINNERS!!!! AND I WATCHED FALL TO THERE HELL AND THEYWILL BURN FOREVER IN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE JUST LIKE THE BOOK OF PASOLmS SAID!!! THANK YOU SWWETTTTTTT BABY BEJESUS

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This made me chuckle

Well srew you u ignorant hick it shoulda made u laugh!! This is for REALZ! lol

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Granny smith berry apples.

( out of character )

Well actually apples are geneticly in the berry family

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Made me giggle.

how dare u giggle about the death of my sweet baby bejesus....u yankee u!!!!!! :P

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