Justin! Are you there?

[BillyBobJoe (DayZ) 8]

Hey dude. So, did you notice all the hacked in ammo crates in Electro? What a jerk...no idea if it was you. If I did, we'd of banned you but you seem to be a regular and we like that. Anyway, just before we met, a tree ate me and I lost my gear. Including an L85. So I was a little mad when we met, but at least I happened to pick up an M1014 in town for some reason. I was a little nervous when I got the fire station and noticed the doors were shut...but I thought it was a coincidence. The only person on the server that wasn't in my part couldn't have just happened to spawn in right next to me. Then I happened to open the first door to lose the zombie and you decided to FIRE A FRACKING M14 ROUND INTO MY SIDE! Then you politely asked me to come back so you could finish the job? Then you asked me to stop shooting you? Well, I felt a lot better after I killed you. I really wanted a coyote pack, and I was sad about losing my NV so thanks for those. When I saw you killing yourself over and over I knew you were coming back for your body. I felt it was polite to leave it, but I really wanted you gear, I'm sorry....I was also still kind of pissed about being eaten by a tree and being shot by an M14...so I ran in the hill and camped a tree. When I saw you climb the stairs...I did what any other bandit would have done. I killed you with your own gun.

Well, shortly after I made it back to my body and my toys, so I feel a bit better now. Perhaps if we meet again you will make a favorable ally. You seem interesting enough.

[SmashT 10907]

Ok

[M O N S T E R 599]

Dem man-eating trees.

-MONSTER

[Lennsik 176]

Hey, this is Justin.

It's no problem, man. I was fornicating with your mother after you killed me. I think we're even now, right?

Anyway, hit me up and we'll have a few brewskies, bro.

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

sup bruh, your boy justin her

its cool bro, lik i care if some shrimp kills me in your nerdy ass game. hit me up on steam if u want to try that shit again cuz im tellin u bro it aint gun be as ez

enjoy my bag, i have 3 tents full of them, lik i giv a fuk YOLO bichz

Edited August 14, 2012 by Dingus

[Lennsik 176]

DIngus, this is why you give me super cancer.

[gambles 234]

I just threw up a little reading this thread.

[Angryofficer 89]

what