BillyBobJoe (DayZ) 8 Posted August 14, 2012 Hey dude. So, did you notice all the hacked in ammo crates in Electro? What a jerk...no idea if it was you. If I did, we'd of banned you but you seem to be a regular and we like that. Anyway, just before we met, a tree ate me and I lost my gear. Including an L85. So I was a little mad when we met, but at least I happened to pick up an M1014 in town for some reason. I was a little nervous when I got the fire station and noticed the doors were shut...but I thought it was a coincidence. The only person on the server that wasn't in my part couldn't have just happened to spawn in right next to me. Then I happened to open the first door to lose the zombie and you decided to FIRE A FRACKING M14 ROUND INTO MY SIDE! Then you politely asked me to come back so you could finish the job? Then you asked me to stop shooting you? Well, I felt a lot better after I killed you. I really wanted a coyote pack, and I was sad about losing my NV so thanks for those. When I saw you killing yourself over and over I knew you were coming back for your body. I felt it was polite to leave it, but I really wanted you gear, I'm sorry....I was also still kind of pissed about being eaten by a tree and being shot by an M14...so I ran in the hill and camped a tree. When I saw you climb the stairs...I did what any other bandit would have done. I killed you with your own gun.Well, shortly after I made it back to my body and my toys, so I feel a bit better now. Perhaps if we meet again you will make a favorable ally. You seem interesting enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted August 14, 2012 Dem man-eating trees.-MONSTER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lennsik 176 Posted August 14, 2012 Hey, this is Justin.It's no problem, man. I was fornicating with your mother after you killed me. I think we're even now, right?Anyway, hit me up and we'll have a few brewskies, bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingus (DayZ) 429 Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) sup bruh, your boy justin herits cool bro, lik i care if some shrimp kills me in your nerdy ass game. hit me up on steam if u want to try that shit again cuz im tellin u bro it aint gun be as ezenjoy my bag, i have 3 tents full of them, lik i giv a fuk YOLO bichz Edited August 14, 2012 by Dingus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lennsik 176 Posted August 14, 2012 DIngus, this is why you give me super cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambles 234 Posted August 14, 2012 I just threw up a little reading this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
