BattleEye restrictions a sign from the gods?

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

Just now, a wave of BattleEye script restrictions fell upon the heads of 99% of the playerbase. For these players kicked from the game, it meant nothing but bad, forcing them to lose their hard-earned helicopters and their respective shit... But for that 1%, the survivors of this scourge, it meant something huge in DayZ: Free reign over the entirety of Chernarus.

They walk into Stary Sobor, into the NW airfield, and into the heart of Elektro with no fear in their hearts and free loot in their pockets.

I do believe that these people were allowed to remain as reward for their service to the bean and mountain dew gods, respectively.

This is just further proof that there do indeed exist DayZ gods... And that they are of an angry disposition. So rise up, survivors! Sacrifice the innocent to these beings and consume as many... Eh... Consumables that they represent.

[Inception. 9443]

I do this anyway, on 20 player + servers.

yolo

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

curse you survivors...

ima sit here and rattle teh cage from the outside.. stuck in #98 script hell..

Grrrr

[eMeticz 4]

Until the gods repel their authority over battleeye in which all bandits head to Elektro to find unwary looters running around with 12 zombies all ripe for the picking.

The bean and mountain dew gods will laugh upon the survivors who had looted everything for the last 3 hrs only to lose everything to a spawner of 10minutes ago....

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

The Mountain Dew gods have kept me safe, seeing me survive impossible situations as long as I have a can on me.

The Mountain Dew gods have kept me rich, allowing me to keep the loot of those I have sacrificed.

The Mountain Dew gods have kept me hydrated, because that shit is just damn refreshing.