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Ragotag

Conversations with Clueless

By Ragotag, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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Ragotag    29

Ragotag
Posted (edited)

How often have you been the Dude in this conversation...

TOD: Middle of the Day; LOC: Any City
  • *Clueless, 10m ahead of you, stops and turns in your direction.*
  • Clueless: Dude, why the hell are you crawling around like that... it's sooo flippen slow.
  • Dude: Cuz I don't wanna aggro the Zeds.
  • *Clueless begins to crouch run back in your direction.*
  • Clueless: The Zeds never aggro me when I... CRAP!
  • *A handfull of Zeds aggro Clueless.*

...or this one...

TOD: Middle of the Day; LOC: Open Field
  • *Clueless, heading into an open field at a full run, free-looking around, and noticing that you are NOT following.*
  • Clueless: Dude, where are you going?
  • Dude: Into the tree-line.
  • Clueless: Why? It's only going to just take you longer to get past this field?
  • Dude: Let's just say that I have an aversion to open fields.
  • Clueless: An aversion to what?
  • *WHIZZ... CRACK!*
  • "Clueless was killed"
  • Dude: That.

...or this one...

TOD: Anytime; LOC: Anywhere
  • *KA-BOOM!*
  • Clueless: I got him! I got him!
  • *Clueless stands up and begins running over to the dead player's body.*
  • Dude: Clueless, wait!!!
  • Clueless: Why? I'll be quick, wanna see what gear he has on him...
  • *BLAM... BLAM... BLAM!!!*
  • "Clueless was killed"
  • Dude: ...because they're almost never alone.

...or this one...

TOD: Anytime; LOC: Camping a Vehicle Spawn
  • Clueless: I'm bored.
  • Dude: ...
  • Clueless: This is friggen boring as hell.
  • Dude: ...
  • Clueless: I'm gonna go down there and scout around a bit.
  • Dude: I wouldn't recommend that.
  • Clueless: Who's gonna be there anyways? There's only two other guys on the server right now.
  • *Clueless leaves; 5 minutes later... BLAM... BLAM!*
  • "Clueless was killed"
  • Clueless: WTF! Where did he come from?

...or this one...

TOD: Anytime; LOC: Anywhere
  • Clueless: Where are you at? I'll come get you.
  • Dude: You have a vehicle? Very cool, what kind?
  • Clueless: An ATV!
  • Dude: Think I'll just walk for now.
  • Clueless: No really, I'll come get you.
  • Dude: Better not; I'll be there in about 30 minutes.
  • *You start walking north; 5-minutes later...*
  • "Clueless was killed"
  • Clueless: Damn that thing!

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Bushmaster14    51

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The truth of the game. It is an icey cold wake up to those looking for an easy game. I see Darwins theory proven every day here.

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DayZPvP.com    143

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The truth of the game. It is an icey cold wake up to those looking for an easy game. I see Darwins theory proven every day here.

Survival of the fittest, a.k.a. the less stupid.

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Baelethal    102

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The irony is, even the intelligent fail.

You can never get too complacent. You can never check your sector too many times. It's the second you let your guard down--the second you're no longer paranoid when disaster is going to strike.

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