You know you've been playing too much DayZ when....

[SurvivorZ (DayZ) 18]

1. Your first stop at the supermarket is the beans!

[immabeawhiteguy 0]

When you on a walking trail but instead of taking of the designated path, you croutch run through the forest.

[tonybravo 4]

When you start shooting people, and try to be a bandit

[Tarkastio 38]

When you cringe at loud noises and check windows for snipers.

[[email protected] 4]

You try running someone down in your vehicle because you think they have something good.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

...when you make a repost of a popular thread.

[diob 2]

- when u crawl across the street

[Jay Shack 28]

you use artefacting as an excuse not to go to the store..

[JamesR 74]

You break your leg while shutting the front door.

[Viles (DayZ) 93]

...when you make a repost of a popular thread.

Zing

[Helpless Girl 12]

..when your wife has to lay down in the corner of the bedroom in order to ambush you to have sex with her.

The clever ones will see that this is clearly the winner.

[tonybravo 4]

When people try to get beans for there topic!

[Uncle Gapey 16]

When you spend your time getting ass-hurt over people creating threads that've already been done instead of actually playing the game or contributing to said thread!