Just sent this to BattleEye - honestly it made me feel better.

[laramie 11]

You are terrible, your software is terrible, your design is terrible and you should feel terrible. Kudo's to being the most famously ineffective anti-cheat system ever invented.

Your company, your design and your engine is a fraud. The fact you get paid to implement it into anything probably ended the day DayZ actually became famous and people realized how impotent your systems are. You only survived beforehand due to the relatively low number of people playing the games you 'protected'.

Thanks, you useless stain of a company.

-A DayZ server admin.

:D

Anyone wishing to vent vitriol - support@battleye.com

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

k

[Psyl3nt 125]

cool, now write one better, as you obviously are far superior to them and have the solution.

I eagerly await your release.

[umandez 139]

Cool

[lilwestofsanity 9]

u want a medal?

[Zeromentor 169]

Battleye employee opens a random email.

"Oh my God, there are words in this file!!"

*Delete*

They don't care.

[LulzGamez 17]

You are terrible, your software is terrible, your design is terrible and you should feel terrible. Kudo's to being the most famously ineffective anti-cheat system ever invented.

Your company, your design and your engine is a fraud. The fact you get paid to implement it into anything probably ended the day DayZ actually became famous and people realized how impotent your systems are. You only survived beforehand due to the relatively low number of people playing the games you 'protected'.

Thanks, you useless stain of a company.

-A DayZ server admin.

:D

Anyone wishing to vent vitriol - support@battleye.com

What were you banned for? B)

[txontirea@gmail.com 7]

Thanks, you useless stain of a player.

[xarok777@gmail.com 205]

Again, todays headline;

[TGxGriff 5]

Why are you bragging about this? Do you need the praise of other random people on the internet to feel good about yourself?

[Afgoo 114]

This was kind of mean :(

[HeHeHe 38]

Lol'd

BE's reaction: Better ban some more playe- i mean haxorz!

[Thundirah 18]

I know this thread might as well not exist but you guys have to admit, BE is astonishingly bad. They claim to have banned 11k hackers globally but then reverse it a day later because they found out 50% (Don't know the real percentage, I may be exaggerating) of the bans were innocent players, and then they make a soppy fucking apology that just looks so unprofessional.

[alcatraz968 100]

You seems to never have used punkbuster. It don't usually ban the person the first time to start with, only resets there stats...

[martin_sonderegger@bluewin.ch 141]

You seems to never have used punkbuster. It don't usually ban the person the first time to start with, only resets there stats...

That is completely wrong. PB doesn't host any stats for games, if you refer to BF3 for example, DICE has its own "Anti Cheat Team" which resets your stats if you were stats padding. If PB detects a hack, you get a delayed global ban.

And sometimes you get banned if you have the Steam overlay active, but that's a secret.

Edited August 11, 2012 by daskleineviech

[dustylion@gmail.com 14]

If I had submitted that in Technical writing as my Claim letter I honestly think my professor would have shot me. With a glock.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

I may only be twenty six, but even back in my day mail correspondence had a certain expectation of etiquette.

[internetTAB (DayZ) 76]

u mad