The Story of the Mountain Dew.

[a_casual_banana 38]

We've all heard stories about the Dew, and how it is bad luck, and you should never ever pick them up, right?

Well, my friends and I found one and decided: Fuck that! Since I found it, I decided it shall be my drink next time we go to raid a camp. We got in two of our pickups and rode out, two of us going to a camp we found earlier, two of us going to the NW Airfield. I went to the camp. We regrouped just outside Zelenogorsk, and decided to try to find one more camp before we go back. No dice. I drank the Dew. We head back to camp.

Now, before I go any further, I have to explain the scale of our camp. 6 tents, all have one or two really good items in them (because I didn't want to have the tents desync from massive amounts of items), and 5 vehicles: One GAZ, two Pickups, a tractor, and a V3S. Our V3S is literally at it's limit on loot. AS50's, MK 48, L85 Ect. Ect.

Anyway, when we get back to camp, we notice our V3S is gone. I thought that we should move camp, but no one (myself included) wanted to play anymore, and we decided that we'd get on later. We all logged off, a bit spread out.

My three friends decided to get on before me. I was playing Gmod with my friend, and they all got on. I started getting steam messages by the boatload. They were things like: THEY'RE RAIDING! GET ONLINE!

I closed Gmod, much to my friend's dismay, and got on DayZ. I was at the camp, and there were a LOT of dead people. Like 10+. My friends had dropped many.

I looked around, and saw a dust cloud in the distance, and noticed one of our trucks were missing. I hopped in the other and drove after them.

Shortly after I saw them, I heard shots. Had to be SVD Camos. They blew the truck, and killed me.

We discovered that they took all the other vehicles, too, and ran down the camp.

Ditch the Dew!

[Sgt.Asshat 607]

tl;dr but why so many ponies on dayz? nobody has answered me yet :(

[lilwestofsanity 9]

im drinking it right i love moutain dew :3

[a_casual_banana 38]

tl;dr but why so many ponies on dayz? nobody has answered me yet :(

TL;DR: Don't be a faggot and read a couple paragraphs

[Warned - Ubi]

Edited August 11, 2012 by UbiquitousBadGuy

[Fector 29]

Ect. Ect.

[calthehunter 61]

tl;dr but why so many ponies on dayz? nobody has answered me yet :(

It's f*cking scary, huh? Probably the scariest thing about DayZ right now.

[lun4tic 8]

The game should be called DayP.

[calthehunter 61]

The game should be called DayP.

I like, "My Little Zombie" (<--MLZ)

Edited August 10, 2012 by calthehunter