What does Mountain Dew do?

[drewdrew99 0]

I don't want to drink it but people say that it's cursed. what's it do?

[ThatGuyCalledReptile 314]

Everyone who has had one or drank one has caused themselves or their group to die.

God help you if you've picked one up.

[Disgraced 1123]

Bad news.

It's not drinking it that's cursed.

It's having it.

Sorry, man.....

[teteiyusu 36]

I have one in my backpack.

Because Dangerous is my middle name.

[Afgoo 114]

There was nothing you could do...

Don't blame yourself.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

[lewdpike 9]

I have one in my backpack.

Because Dangerous is my middle name.

i just lol'd

[drewdrew99 0]

well I don't even have the game.

[ThatGuyCalledReptile 314]

well I don't even have the game.

It's worse then.

Buy the game before the curse gets you in real life!

[SP45M 240]

Keep the curse alive and put it in a deer stand. Put a satchel charge under the stand and blow the hell out of whoever loots it.

[Wizzturd 12]

I've had one for awhile now. Its just a treasure.

Edited August 9, 2012 by Wizzturd

[drewdrew99 0]

Well I WOULD buy the game but I don't have enough money to buy the combined operations and if i bought operation arrowhead then I wouldn't be able to play. I've heard of using it with Arma2Free but people have said sometimes dayz doesnt work.

[☣BioHaze☣ 7337]

I spawned, immediately found a Mountain Dew, and shortly thereafter I was killed.

I never even found a weapon, let alone had a chance to drink it.

The End

[Disgraced 1123]

Your name is on the list.

It's out of my hands, now.

[ODoyleRulez 195]

If you mix it with Captain Morgan or other spiced rums it tastes like cream soda.

In the game however it tastes like tears and disappointment.

[Re3st1mat3d 2]

I once had a Mountain Dew. A few minutes later the server I was on had hackers crashing A-10s into the building I was in. Then we got Thunder Dome'd. Then Nuked. Then Nuked again. The the server crashed. I logged back in on a different server and was met with someone killing me in the debug forest while my character was still spawning.

tl;dr Don't have a Mountain Dew... EVER!

[mactic 92]

I found it and drank it straight away. To my disapointment It didn't make me invisible although my Lee Enfield turned into a flare :(

[zeroready 8]

Gives you night vision and makes your eyes glow green.

J/K

Gives you the ability to use the "Search" function on the forums to find the other 500 threads on Mountain Dew.

[fish911503 136]

Mountain Doo Doo?

[RegulatorNobody 58]

I hear it makes you sterile.

[tc300 0]

I found one the other day in the Elektktro Supermarket but couldnt pick it up due to server-issues. Me and my mate got teleported and killed by a hacker later on. Apparently ist enough to see one to get cursed, some kind of "cursed on sight"... :)

[FrankFisher 46]

Curse the mountain dew, I need red bull to give me wings.

[CoolCain10 55]

Well I have 2 because i'm ba- *Is shot in head*

[McDooDoo 0]

McDooDoo is cursed. B)

[Boggs 2]

I have 4 dews in my bag. How do I lift the curse?

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

I have 4 dews in my bag. How do I lift the curse?

Do as I do, kill others so that the beverage gods don't go all "No more tears, only dreams" on your ass.

APPEASE THEM WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT.