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[Story] I'm a very bad man.

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Today I committed my single most despicable act as a bandit, of which I am neither proud nor ashamed. It happened because I felt it had to, and admittedly I did laugh for a good while afterwards with my buddies.

The background: Me and two friends had been playing and working our way to our preferred looting spot - On the way, however, my char became a victim of the debug plain of doom, with seemingly no way out. After numerous server swaps etc trying to get my char out of there, I resolved to run south with my keyboards autorun feature toggled to save some effort in the hope I've hit the Northern map border. This was fruitless, however, and I ended up just respawning.

I went for a drink, leaving my game to reconnect and spawn me at the shore, but I forgot that my autorun key was pressed and my char just ran endlessly while I was away from my keyboard and when I returned I was Northwest of Cherno stuck on a fence (at night) with two survivors talking to me.

As soon as I started moving, they pointed their weapons at me and asked if I was friendly - to which I replied 'Sure'. We then began working our way further West of Cherno for about ten minutes, into some farm houses. I held the rear whilst they led in front and let them walk into the barn in front of me before opening fire on the back of one of their heads. I then sprinted inside the barn and emptied the rest of my clip into the front guy.

I only got a chance to loot the first guy I killed before zombies mobbed the farmhouse and I bolted as the other guy opened fire back, I later saw him die in chat after about three or four minutes. The food/pepsi I grabbed from the guy I managed to loot saw me through to linking back up with my friends without having to do any risky runs into towns along the way - so it saved me a lot of hassle.

I'm a bad, bad man.

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This is why when ever my group meet a random he always goes in the middle of us =P

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I had a similar encounter but waaaay funnyer.

Me and my friend were in the woods by the road, just before the entrance to electro as we saw three guys on the road. When he fired his enfield to take the middle one out, the turned around and started shooting at the last guy and killed him.

Apparently they thought that he shot at them xD

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I had a similar encounter but waaaay funnyer.

Me and my friend were in the woods by the road' date=' just before the entrance to electro as we saw three guys on the road. When he fired his enfield to take the middle one out, the turned around and started shooting at the last guy and killed him.

Apparently they thought that he shot at them xD

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I did not find that funny...

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