Your weirdest or most funny glitch.

[PoisonedAl 128]

Last night I was rocking around some farmland, outside in some field when the client crashed hard. I had to reset the computer because the mouse pointer disappeared. First time I've seen ARMA crash like that. Anyway, I log back on and...

I'm in a barn's hay loft with an inventory full of firewood.

W... T... F...

Not only was I now in a barn, I was upstairs with my arms full of wood! If it wasn't so funny I would have been pissed to lose two AK clips and food. I've no idea what happened when my game crashed, and I don't think I want to.

Can you do better?

[Beanus 61]

I can do worst, on my first game, I climbed up a fire station ladder because someone blocked the entrance when suddenly I was thrown off the ladder onto the roof of the station, I broke my legs, in my panic I quickly spammed use bandage (I didn't know you needed morphine) and then my inventory was full of bandages.

[Buffjesus 357]

our group is filling up a chopper when;

my friend leaned over to fill a jerry can at a fuel tank, leaned too far into it crushed every bone in his body and died

my other friend then runs into me at the same fuel tank, breaks his legs and goes unconcious

Edited August 8, 2012 by Buffjesus

[rollo23 57]

I drove an ATV over a traintrack only to see my guy fall off and watch as the ATV flew 100ft into the air fall back down and explode.

[Muncywolverine 236]

I put anti-boidics into a tent one night, came back and found NVG'S and no anti-boidics.

WTF? Did someone find them and feel bad about taking them?...

[Muncywolverine 236]

I put anti-boidics into a tent one night, came back and found NVG'S and no anti-boidics.

WTF? Did someone find them and feel bad about taking them?...

[LawsOfFire 21]

I put anti-boidics into a tent one night, came back and found NVG'S and no anti-boidics.

WTF? Did someone find them and feel bad about taking them?... X2

double post

Edited August 8, 2012 by LawsOfFire

[PoisonedAl 128]

double post

This is a redundant post about a redundant post.

[Professional N00b 347]

I was approaching a deerstand the other day and noticed that no zombies had spawned around it, strangely enough.

As I approached, a zombie suddenly appeared inside the deerstand (underneath it), tried to attack me through the 'wall', then disappeared. In a split second a different zombie model appeared and did the same thing before disappearing again.

Lasted for about 10-20 seconds of zombies just popping in and out of existence before they stopped. Needless to say, I don't go to that deerstand anymore.

[SadPanda (DayZ) 181]

The only glitch that happened to me was when I broke my legs while looting a hospital.

[Mastiff (DayZ) 42]

This is a redundant post about a redundant post.

This is an unnecessary post highlighting a redundant post.

[Zymi 64]

Been shot and killed but not taken to the death screen so I sat there on negative blood looking around.

I left the server and joined another to respawn and my character was still alive just missing a few items.

Been teleported a few times at login 5-10m.