UFO's

[Taloft 0]

Last night I was sneaking along in the darkness north of electro and I saw this blue and white light circling in the sky. Then suddenly, it came straight for me and bathed me in a brilliant yellowish light at only 50m away. After a moment, it zipped off to the south at a high rate of speed at only treetop level.

Shortly thereafter, a similar incident occurred where I saw what resembled a flying tank come down hard and fast on my position, then landed. For a moment, I thought it might run me over. Then this brilliant white being climbed out, but I couldn't see his face. Fearing an abduction, I swung my revolver up, lined up a shot and put 3 center of mass just to be sure. He may have come in peace to save me from this hellish existence among the undead. I'll never know, because I high-tailed it out of there into the forest night.

Sadly, I'm afraid I may have just started an intergalactic war from a small field in Chernarus.

[FragMonkey 1]

cool story bro

[Kingllama 18]

Thats seems very exciting i hope you did start a war.

[ijswezel 2]

"It's at that point I realised that the mescaline I had taken when I laid on the floor in the living room in pitch black had been rather potent. I was in the middle of the street with my shoes on my hands, shouting and screaming at an overturned wheelie bin because I was terrified that all the trash inside were ghosts trying to come out and eat me."

[Szperacz 0]

There are mushrooms in the game - maybe Rocket can find some use for them? Would be nice.

[Taloft 0]

The report is completely true and not embellished in any way. When you have a close encounter, you will know. The truth is out there.

[Sgt.Spam 42]

Pics, tits or GTFO

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"It's at that point I realised that the mescaline I had taken when I laid on the floor in the living room in pitch black had been rather potent. I was in the middle of the street with my shoes on my hands' date=' shouting and screaming at an overturned wheelie bin because I was terrified that all the trash inside were ghosts trying to come out and eat me."

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hilarious.

There are mushrooms in the game - maybe Rocket can find some use for them? Would be nice.

also hilarious, but i also legitimately endorse this idea

[jorgamun 2]

There are mushrooms in the game - maybe Rocket can find some use for them? Would be nice.

Psychedelic mushrooms do increase your edge and motion detection capabilities, with some side effects and false positives. Would be interesting.

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at the very least, you should be able to eat the mushrooms with a chance of dying from poisoning

[SDE Bellisarius 1]

ahhhh alien abductions.....that explains the "debug forrest" i never figured out how i ended up there...