What a cutiepie

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After getting teleported on Mars by cheating crap and losing my AS50, L85, ghillie, nvg and rf I've appeared at cherno. After some research I've acquired a coyote backpack, hatchet and ghillie suit (!). While plundering the market I turned around and there's guy pushing shotgun in my face. After few seconds of awkward silence he says "Sing me a song and you will live, you got ten seconds". My creativity kicks in and I made him an amazing song which he obviously liked since he awarded me with a shiny lee enfield and "wow awesome!". So this is how my career as a singer starts.

Lyrics:

I met a survivor

though we were friends

but he was a traitor

this is how it ends.

Shotgun in my face

that's very mean

we have to make space

to keep them keen.

["Lost" Alice 205]

This is one of my favorite stories.

Great creativity comes when one is faced with the barrel of a gun? :D

Thank you for making me smile :)

[☣BioHaze☣ 7337]

I still have yet to have an encounter like this.

Somebody shot me (but didn't kill me) at NW Airfield earlier.

Apparently someone shooting Zombies is a direct threat. :/