Oh My Fucking Zombie...Can't Move For Shit

[D3lit3 10]

Hey survivors,

So today I had this weird issue where I logged out near some town and upon relogging about 2 hours later I find my dude is laying either dead, unconscious, or drunk on the ground. I cannot move and there is no hourglass, I'm not even sure if I'm alive because I hear flies buzzing around. The buttons work and I can go in 3rd and chat with only group channel but other than that nothing.

This happens on all servers and even with a completely new player profile that I created to test.

Please help as this is disturbing my moral code. Did I go to heaven or hell?