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Чувак, нехрена не понял. ))

This is very nice work. Very, very good. That said, the ABSOLUTELY REPSPAWNING RIGHT AWAY ZOMBIES makes me :@ and :huh: and ultimately :dodgy:

Is it coming out today?

It's the best kind of gameplay.

And am literally shitting my pants whenever I log in. Instead of raiding cities, I now raid small villages. Instead of eating beans, I now kill game and eat meat. Anyone else know the emotional trauma I am going through?

It's funny how everybody prioritizes their problems and then thinks nobody is fixing it. I trust the man above (missile, or whatever his name is :angel:) will fix all these concerns, for now we are alpha testing bitches. If you don't want to log in to find yourself in the ocean, September is a good month for DayZ my magic ball tells me. EDIT: Thanks a lot for keeping us updated, as always! And for addressing my concern. I really really hope EA does not buy your soul because you are a genuine survivor, not that NW Airfield EA crap. Then again, imagine how much money a EA zombie MMO would make. Hell, it's a tough decision and not all of us have the willpower not to choose MOZ (Money over Zombies)

So it will never be more than 5 seconds until what, ARMA 3? This does not address it as long distance DCing will still occur. This might help every third encounter in CQC. At least put an hourglass that has to go all the way down when you exit.

I live in Toronto and I think I know this faggot. He has a hot mom.

Behold, my two holy DayZ commandments that will EXPLODE DayZ simulation and social interaction into the ASTRAL REALM! 1. Introduction of always functional direct voice chat, so people know it works and how to use it. This could be easily done by a post by the dev team in the breaking news forum titled "Now you can use voice chat!" so every noob coming into the game knows it works and how to operate it. 2. Gaining a moderate HP bonus (+30%) when in the radius of other players, can be stacked by additional players (up to 100%). This could be achieved by setting the radius to only kick in the bonus after being around the player for 10+ mins, encouraging at least some sort of teamplay within a certain timeframe. There, I fixed DayZ.

I thought it was a normal day in Chernogorsk. I wake up (spawn) at the fire station, hoping to maybe get more ammo for my winchester. I don't have much - a box of matches, a winchester, and some water. What was going to be an average loot run turned my life with 10 minutes of frantic panic and escape. So back to the fire station. I should have noticed the signs...barbed wire was strung everywhere around the fire station making it near impossible to get out. I see a dead body and go investigate. I find some beans. I walk out of the Chernogorsk fire station on a crisp dark evening. Lo and behold, I see a 4 door white sedan parked preciously beside the fire station. "What?!", I think to myself. "Is this happening?" I have never to this day seen a car, let alone an almost functional car right beside a main city in a vulnerable location. I inspect the damage, and cautiously look around. No one so far. The car isn't beat up too badly, and needs 2 tires and some engine work. I cannot seem to resist the urge to get in and test the smoothness of the seats, the comfort of a portable home. I decide to get in the drivers seat. It starts. As soon as I turn on the car, I heart Winny shots ringing against the car's passenger side. "Noo!", I cry. I will not give up this car without a fight. The bandit's Winchester shots attracted 3 zombies and now he's crouch strafing around the car. I get out, crouch, and put 2 winchester slugs into his torso. That's it, I think. I'm fucked. A car in the middle of Cherno, and now I have alerted the whole town of my presence. I better work fast, I think to myself. I quickly sprint to the nearest shed or "garaj". Success! Engine parts. I run back and fix the engine. Still nobody around. The 2 wheels are not a challenge and I find the spare wheels after about 5 minutes of searching around. As I work to fix the 2nd wheel, I hear PDW shots spraying from the fire house. I go prone and realize that the car is the main priority, and is fixed now. I quicky get in, reverse into a zombie, and floor it while trying to get the fuck out of Cherno as fast as possible. In my rear view I hear Uzi clips piercing into my car and zombies chasing me as I speed away into the night, headlights shining and (pretend) music blaring.

So I've heard of cars disappearing and I'm wondering if this is caused by the server or by people actually stealing them while you're offline. I stashed my UAZ far far into the forest and clicked "save" in the menu, is there anything else I can do to minimize the risk of the car disappearing? Thanks

This guy sounds like the devil on your right (or left) shoulder. Stop being a baby and rob that Wal-Mart. Stop being a baby and don't use the condom. Might as well throw all fucking moral codes out the goddamn window.