Someone make this a song

[Clarkyy 2]

Chamillionaire - Ridin' ft. Krayzie Bone

but have it Dayz me rolling xD SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

[FaceAche 69]

Yeaaah no lets not do that.

[Thundirah 18]

Yeaaah no lets not do that.

I'm laughing more than I should at this.

[lordopeth 274]

I'm laughing more than I should at this.

[thehumandove 344]

[Deathunt 10]

[Sgt.Asshat 607]

Edited August 6, 2012 by Sgt.Asshat

[Clarkyy 2]

HAHAAHAHA too joke xD

[NightRipper 284]

DayZ me rollin' bitches.

[Chorus]

DayZ me rollin'

They campin'

Patrollin' they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

My rifle so loud

I'm pronin'

They hopin' that they gon' catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]

Bandits think they can see me lean

I'm crouched so it ain't easy to be seen

When you see me ride by they can see the gleam

It's the shine on the fuel tank and windscreen

Ride with a newbie, he like, "Hold up"

Next to the camping tent you can see my pistola

Send a zombie into a coma

Boy you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone

Just tryin' to survive ain't tryin' to have no groupies

Ride clean as hell so I pull in helis

Bandits on patrol and you know they hate me

Direct chat turned up all the way to the maximum

I got AS50s, some bandits tryin' to jack for some

But we packin' somethin' and what we have for um

We'll have an airfield locked up like a maximum

Security cell, I'm grippin' a Coke

SFX loud and crouch walkin' slow

Gun steady and twistin' like bring this 'ggro

Bandits come up from behind and I'm ready to go

Weapons down gotta stop confusion

Game change like Rocket's producin'

That's the survivor-skills when we out and cruisin'

Got KoS in every city except Zeleno but I still ain't losin'

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]

I been drinkin' and eatin' 'cause I gotta focus

I gotta get to camp 'fore the bandits scope this

Big ole Ural just swerve'n, all up in the curb'n

A camper been sippin' on the soda and the Dew again

It's in again we in the wind

Goin' a hundred while I munch on sardines

I crack another one, we livin' like we can't be seen

I got a revolver up in my right hand, canteen in my lap, freezin' my balls

Ghillie suit on, green leaves and all

Comin' pretty deep, got my MK 48 Mod oh

Yo' I gotta hit the back streets

Wanted by the bandits and I got heat

Glock, glock shots to the block, we creep creep

Pop pop hope hostiles don't see me on the low key

With no regard for the law, we crouch-walk like, "Fuck 'em all"

But I won't get caught up and brought up

On the coast for none of y'all

Keep a gun in car and a flare to spark

Got NVGs, I'mma see you through the dark

Ready or not, we bust shots off in the air

Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]

You wouldn't think it so, I tried to let cha go

Scope through my thermal sight, and then I swang it slow

A bandit upset fa sho' 'cause they didn't know

That they catchin' me with plenty of the guns and ammo

So they get behind me, tryin' to check my gear

Lookin' at my coyote pack and they smilin'

Thinkin' they'll catch me unprepared, well keep tryin'

No denyin' that it's survivor profilin'

Reppin' Chernarus you can check my tags

Creepin' up tryin' to check my swag

Reloadin', gotta fill my mag

'Cause the bandits'll try to come up fast

Bein' the balla that I am, I talk to them

Givin' a damn if they not feelin' my attitude

Watch 'em realize I ain't even ridin' dirty

Bet they'll be leavin' with an even madder mood

I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise

'Cause I'm number two on another server queue

You can't stop me, plus you can't sue

This is a message to the hackers, tell 'em, "We hate you"

I could be tough, tell 'em that they shoulda logged

Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my quad

Bookin' my GPS, findin' a camp I wanna rob

Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up and go full auto, and it's on

[Chorus 2x]

Edited August 16, 2012 by NightRipper

[iStP 8]

DayZ me rollin bitches.

[Chorus]

DayZ me rollin

They campin

Patrollin they tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

My rifle so loud

I'm proning

They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]

Bandits think they can see me lean

I'm crouched so it ain't easy to be seen

When you see me ride by they can see the gleam

It's the shine on the fuel tank and windscreen

Ride with a newbie, he like hold up

Next to the camping tent is a full clip and my pistola

Put a zombie into a coma

Boy you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone

Just tryin to survive ain't tryin to have no groupies

Rock clean itself so I pull in helis

Laws of patrolling you know they hate me

Direct chat turned all the way up until the maximum

I can speak for some bandits tryin to jack for some

But we packin somethin that we have and um will have an airfield locked up like a maximum

Security cell, I'm grippin a Coke

SFX loud and crouch walkin slow

Twist and twistin like hit this 'ggro

Bandits come up from behind and is in his throat

Weapons down gotta stop confusion

Zeds change with patches like who is that producing?

This the survivors-skills when we out and cruisin

Got KoS in every city except Zeleno but I'm still ain't losin

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]

I been drinkin and eatin holdin beans cause a friendly can't focus

I gotta get to home 'fore the bandits's scope this big ol Ural swerving all up in the curve man

Hostiles been sippin on that soda and the Dew again is in again we in the wind

Doin a hundred while I munch on the sardines

And crackin another one open, we livin like we can't be seen

I got a revolver in my right hand, canteen on my lap freezing my balls

Ghillie suit on, green leaves and all

Comin pretty deep, me and my MK 48 Mod 0

I gotta get back to basecamp

Wanted by the zombies and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep

Pop Pop hope bandits don't see me, on a low key

With no regards for the law we crouch-walk like fuck em all

But I won't get caught up and brought up on the coast for none of y'all

Keep a gun in car, and a flare to spark, got NVGs, I'ma see through the dark

Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]

Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go

Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower

A bandit upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the guns and ammo

So they get behind me tryin to check my gear, look at my coyote backpack and they smilin

Thinkin they'll catch me unawares well keep tryin

Cause they denyin it's survivor profiling

Chernarus, you can check my tags

Creepin up to try to check my swag

Switch to primary gotta get my L85 AWS

Cause the bandits try to come up fast

And bein a baller that I am I ignore them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude

When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood

I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on another server queue

You can't stop me plus you can't sue

This a message to the hackers tellin them WE HATE YOU

I could be tough tell 'em that they shoulda logged

Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my quad

Bookin' my GPS, tryin' to find a camp I wanna rob

Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up and go full auto you know it's on

[Chorus 2x]

You sir... should have ALL THE BEANS IN THE GODDAMN WORLD

[iStP 8]

We need someone to sing this and record ASAP

[NightRipper 284]

I realized the lyrics I parodied from weren't that good, I've edited my original post now, it's a lot better :D

[BIOSEMTEX 77]

You should give up your day job and become a rockstar.

/sarcasm