Who wants to trade a super-cool gun for my mountain dew?

[Muncywolverine 236]

Title.

[ThatGuyCalledReptile 314]

Mountain dews are cursed.

Keep your cursed trades away....

[nooblord 8]

petition to mak crossboe bolts tack tums up if u agree

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

M1911? No clips. You can have it for the novelty of having a kick-ass gun like this.

(for all the people wondering why i always post things like this, it's because i never have anything good to offer lol)

[Ixnay Hombre 10]

Mountain dews are cursed.

Keep your cursed trades away....

Your post made me want to watch porn, just wanted to say that.

Back to the op, sure i'll do the trade. Stand in the middle of Cherno for me and stand real pretty.

[[email protected] 3]

Most people die if they have Mountain dew in their inventory, is it really a good trade? no, well unless you really need a drink

[LockeDown 144]

When I find mountain dew, I drink it immediately and then go do the dew in Cherno.

[thehumandove 344]

The Dew ritual must be performed. It's said the can cannot leave its host until it has tasted blood.

[sausagekingofchicago 4711]

I'll give you a kick ass double barrel shotty for your dew.