That Color Mountain...

[HeHeHe 38]

Went there, shot a few zeds, searched the radio tower, found nothing.

Waste of time.

[teteiyusu 36]

That place is where horrors like Michael Jackson are grown in tubes...

Fear that place.

[puffdog0 5]

I took a dump on green mountain. The smell is getting to all of your heads and making you hallucinate, you too must poop in the same pile to cure the "poo curse"

[Nexus545 13]

FEAR NOT! I shall take Mountain Dew to the hill that shall not be named and purge this curse of all it's evil to create a safe haven for all!

[bazbake 456]

Those who fall to the mountain are forever scarred. Tortured by their failure.

Those who survive the mountain have passed the test...and know no fear.

The secret of the Mountain Dew is that there is no secret. It is simply that the Dew is rare. The rarity of the Dew means you are more likely to be prepared for the Mountain when you finally found it. You are more likely to have suffered great conflict and trial. And when you stare down death in the dark atop Green Mountain, you are more likely to be one of those blessed, anointed few who will say...

"Went there, shot a few zeds, searched the radio tower, found nothing."

Edited August 9, 2012 by BazBake