word2yall 19 Posted August 5, 2012 I was low on food, server had 3 players. I parked my bike near cherno and went in on foot. Had my GPS, NVG, Range finder M4cc0SD and my NV fal in my pack. I saw you 10 minutes prior to you seeing me, I decided to go on my way, however, you got a glimpse of me and opened fire. My damn leg broke, you screamed "bitch" over the mic. I died.Nice job.Fast forward to my cherno spawn. I see you, no gear run right up as you loot my body. We converse about the now dead guy on the ground. You tell me the AWESOME story about how you killed him. Next, you offer your old gun to me so I may fight some zombies. I accept. You turn your back on me....tisk tisk.......Thanks for letting me keep my gear....bitch... 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xashesreborn 2 Posted August 5, 2012 ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll you sir.... this made my day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatisMine 1 Posted August 5, 2012 Nice, that is one douche! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alfwich (DayZ) 14 Posted August 5, 2012 fucking beans for this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
word2yall 19 Posted August 6, 2012 ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll you sir.... this made my dayMade my day as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeNoZinD 19 Posted August 6, 2012 This is the best story I've read so far XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadPanda (DayZ) 181 Posted August 6, 2012 Haha, what an jackass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paeyvn 23 Posted August 6, 2012 This...this is glorious. Justice was great this day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
