anyone find it weird that in dayz...

[MikeTupper 68]

Anyone find it weird that in dayz:

Chickens produce steaks;

Steaks have neat grill lines on them;

Hatchets must be loaded;

Chernarus has no women;

Eating a cow is a viable alternative to a blood transfusion...

Share your own dayz facts of life

[Ace2254 1]

Yes, yes i do. But it is a videogame :P

[U.B.C.S. Hops 128]

Stuff magically spawns inside buildings

[MikeTupper 68]

Stuff magically spawns inside buildings

People keep unnecessary amounts of chemlights and roadflares in their homes

[Lennsik 176]

There was a high population of Kevlar wearing flashlight wielders before the apocalypse struck.

[dstein 5]

Dead soldiers cause trippy spires to appear and disorientate your vision

Zombies can walk through barbed wire

A shot of morphine will indefinitely cure a broken bone

[Afgoo 114]

There are no children

[U.B.C.S. Hops 128]

People can go to a parallel dimension when their life is in danger.

[dstein 5]

Zombies have a dock phobia, will stare at you blankly if standing on one.

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

The thing that annoys me most as being peculiar or weird is the sheer amount of garbage barricading roadways. It makes me wonder if weeks/months before the zombie apocalypse there was first a waste disposal apocalypse. I doubt the zombies built them.

[ltdan 14]

I have legs

[!Forman 1]

Zombies run as fast as Usain Bolt.

Zombies can walk through walls.

[BulletCatcher (DayZ) 7]

You can fill water bottles in a pond or from a well but can't drink directly from the pond or well.

[MikeTupper 68]

epi-pen is used not for allergies, but as waking salts

[Lysander_of_Sparta 43]

Zombies cannot hear gunshots, but they can hear you crawling through grass.

Your map has a GPS built into it, so you can see your location at all times.

Sometimes, zombies and barrels have white dots on their heads.

[Afgoo 114]

The maps don't match the road signs

[kalev (DayZ) 14]

Everybody wants me dead for no reason.

I can run non-stop for hours and hours.

Morphine heals broken bones.

After I die I appear on the beach.

Zombies walk through walls and closed doors.

People I shoot quickly vanishes.

Edited August 5, 2012 by kalev

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

Everybody wants me dead for no reason

You know what you did. I saw you.

[thepointyend 2]

I can cycle at 60kph on an old Dutch shopping bike. Eat that Brad!

Edited August 5, 2012 by thepointyend

[Roofus 8]

bicycles use car tires

[dylzn 0]

my character has a lump in his genital area when ever he gets up from prone

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

we never have to go to the bathroom

we have full memory of our past lives and everyone is reincarnated

zombies move like tron lightcycles

my fatass character has to eat steak every 20-30 minutes

i can't tell how cold i am

everybody on the planet knows how to fix a helicopter

everybody on the planet knows how to fly a helicopter

there is no electricity anywhere, but the NWAF still has electricity somehow

a quarter of all zombies are wearing berets

this whole game is weird

[FaceAche 69]

a quarter of all zombies are wearing berets

If I was a zombie I would wanna walk around in style as well.

[MikeTupper 68]

jamie hyneman of mythbuster is a zombie

[Never 237]

Anyone find it weird that in dayz:

Chickens produce steaks;

Steaks have neat grill lines on them;

Hatchets must be loaded;

Chernarus has no women;

Eating a cow is a viable alternative to a blood transfusion...

Share your own dayz facts of life

YET STILL WE CRY ABOUT REALISM!